Yeah, I can't tell the difference between black or navy blue. I even had a pair of shoes I thought were black but apparently they were a very dark brown.
See, I don't have any lady friends I'm not trying to bone, so I need to be dressed right from the start, and my sis is too young to give me accurate advice. I'd definitely look like a high school kid if I went with her suggestions. Bah. I'll probably settle for boring old black shoes.
God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
-Mark Twain
If people are good only because they fear punishment and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
-Albert Einstein