I have the funniest situation, if you could call it that, that I wanted to share with you.
So after eight years of marriage I wanted my husband to change up his look a little, you know, allowable variety. Since he's asian I've always wanted him to do asian anime hair, seriously, I love crazy spiky asian hair but he says he's in a professional career and he can't do this kind of thing. So we compromised and he grew a mustache and small beard, maybe a goatee over the summer for me.
Well, I've learned to love the facial hair, it definitely gave me what I needed, but he comes to me the other night, all distraught looking and says, "I really want to shave my mustache and beard. Shady looking mexican people have started to come up to me speaking spanish like I'm one of them." (for clarification, he's not really racist, but I think you know what he's getting at).
I got all huffy but I was like, fine. He was getting all the stuff ready to shave his goatee when it occurred to him that his face had gotten tan, and if he shaves he will have the outline of said beard and mustache stuck there. He has decided he can't shave till mid winter. I laughed so hard I seriously almost busted.