I decided to zip up the threads viewable offline with plain HTML. Pop open the ZIP and open the HTML files in whatever browser you want, and it'll look exactly like a live LF thread.
(I also made it to prevent silly, 16-year-old girl behavior like thread deletion.)
Right now, clearly in the lead:
[url=http://blackbits.net/epic/doppel.zip]Without love, he is clearly nothing[/url]