My long term crush has made a move on me last week. We had a snog after getting drunk..
We talked about it and I made it clear to her that I wanted a relationship. I really fancy her.
So I decided to write a letter explaining my feelings for her. I know it sounds ridiculous. I want her to think it's cute and adorable.
So here it goes:
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*ahem*
I'm the kind of guy who writes love letters. I'm a hopeless romantic -- I know.
We've been friends for a while huh?
Just want to let you know that you mean a whole lot to me.
I am a pretty serious guy. Always quite calm and low spoken. But when I come close to you, I go on a high. I can talk to you about anything and everything. I can let myself go nuts. I can be a child around you. I don't know if you find that annoying, but I love being that way.
I know you've fancied me. Considering how close we used to be, there was always something there .. maybe we were both too shy to open up to the other?
Since Saturday, I have been a sad little panda. Can't stop thinking about you. Can stop myself from fantasizing what it would be like to kiss you again. Thanks for messing me up.
Can't focus at work. I've lost my appetite. I feel lifeless. Is this what love does to you? You're beautiful, smart and funny... who wouldn't fall in love with you?
It's a privilege to have a partner who is also your best friend. I've seen that in so many places ... and I want the same.
I want something serious. I want a long term partner in my life. Someone I can travel the world with; Someone I can tell jokes to for an eternity, even if they're not always funny (just pretend to laugh). Someone who will brighten my day, everyday. Someone I can build a home with. I'm not quite prince charming myself ... but I believe in fairy-tales.
I'm a typical guy. I want a big house, a great wife and smart children and perhaps a dog or two, or even three!
I've been irresponsible and stupid. I've managed to piss you off on more than one occasion. I know I've made you cry and wonder what happened to me, during my exams. I know I should have taken you out on Valentines day. I've been late over and over again. I've been stupid and I feel awful for hurting you. I understand why you've become apathetic towards me.
Can you love an irresponsible, silly but lovable geek? I have a million more silly jokes to tell you.
You bottle up all your feelings. I wanna be the guy who opens the bottle. Will you let me into your heart?
Here's the deal. If you think this was the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to you... and happen to feel something for me and want something more -- come to Leicester Square tonight ... wearing a pink baseball cap, backwards like a hipster.
I don't know where you'll manage to get the pink cap -- but you will. I'll be waiting in front of Metra. I'll be there till 10. Yep, I'm crazy like that.
Don't send any more emails or don't call until tomorrow. Just show up looking ridiculous in a pink cap (so I can make fun of you) and tell me how you feel.
Think this is far too creepy? Don't show up and delete this mail. Send me a joke as usual tomorrow and I'll know. We'll move on. I'll always be a good friend, like I told you before.
P.S. Don't show this to anyone. If you forward this mail (or worse, print it out and read it loud) to people like C or L, I will honestly kill myself out of embarrassment. Keep this within ourselves?
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So what do you think? I haven't sent it to her ... do you think she'll love it and do something crazy for me?