Nude celebrities = I don't love you

[Sonrisa]

I dunno what the rules to posting on this forum are so I will just tell you about the picture of the french maid I was going to use. She's dressed as a french maid. Tada?

i wanted YOUR picture

[Sonrisa]

I realize how bad this is going to sound in text and without having been here to witness it yourself but, I couldnt understand a word she said. She sounded like she was speaking in tongues. Rolling around on the floor, hitting herself, the cursing and screaming at me each time I opened my mouth. The only words that were clear were phrases like "I'm not surprised" or "so you can ****ing lie again" etc.

Mind you I was also avoiding a tv remote to the throat and a glass vase that would need humpty dumptys surgeon

why do i get a feeling like you are not telling us something?

[dewilliams2]

I dunno what the rules to posting on this forum are so I will just tell you about the picture of the french maid I was going to use. She's dressed as a french maid. Tada?

Well for one, yea we wanted your picture...although I'll take a picture of your girlfriend to...whatever.

And two...I don't think there really are any rules on this forum...people post some pretty disturbing stuff....I forget who it was posted that nasty naked old lady a few weeks back but the image is still branded into my frontal lobe....just use common sense.

[dewilliams2]

why do i get a feeling like you are not telling us something?

Yea...it seems like something has been omitted...like there is a huge jump from "you beat off and thats why we don't have sex" to rolling around on the floor, calling you a liar, and cursing.

[qwertz]

I realize how bad this is going to sound in text and without having been here to witness it yourself but, I couldnt understand a word she said. She sounded like she was speaking in tongues. Rolling around on the floor, hitting herself, the cursing and screaming at me each time I opened my mouth. The only words that were clear were phrases like "I'm not surprised" or "so you can ****ing lie again" etc.

Mind you I was also avoiding a tv remote to the throat and a glass vase that would need humpty dumptys surgeon

She sounds like a head case, if things did happen just as you say.

[Gigabitch]

If I am watching TV or a movie (not porn), and I see an actress on the tele and I feel compelled to do so I will look them up online and see if I can find revealing / nude photos of them. I imagine this is a common thing for a guy (or girl) to do.

Actually, this looks pretty bad if you're a guy who doesn't **** his girlfriend. I can see why she's pissed off about it. I would be.

I am an ex-drug addict...

Last night I had a lot to drink....

This is what Vashti was talking about, way at the beginning of the thread. I agree with her. An ex drug addict has NO business drinking.

why do i get a feeling like you are not telling us something?

I get that feeling as well.

Walkingdream, you've clearly driven your girlfriend around the bend. May I ask what the point is of giving someone your password and access to your computer history when you cover your tracks? That's just plain weird. It's kind of backhanded.

You guys seem to be headed into a relationship dead end. It doesn't sound to me as if you're interested in changing anything you already do. You seem to think it's perfectly acceptable to spend the time you have (and there's a LOT of it), online Googling naked women and researching drugs. You keep odd hours and don't seem to contribute much to the general, everyday running of your own household. The "we have our own roles" thing really sounds bad to me. Ordering a pizza is not the same as cooking dinner.

This isn't just my female perspective. My husband is disgusted with you and just called you a "rookie".

Pull it together, man. You're being selfish as hell.

[Sonrisa]

Rookie??? i was very eager to use a couple of other words but I am so extremely proud of myself for being able to control myself and not abusing newbies. otherwise...has he shown up here only a month ago...

[dewilliams2]

Where did he go? What time is it in the U.K.?...if he stays up that late shouldn't he still be on?

Or maybe he learned and went to sleep with his gf tonight.

[Gigabitch]

He's busy downloading nakey pics of Charlize Theron.

[Sonrisa]

I think he's more of a Michelle "Bombshell" McGee kinda guy.

[dewilliams2]

He's busy downloading nakey pics of Charlize Theron.

Is it weird that now I wanta see her naked?

[Gigabitch]

Is it weird that now I wanta see her naked?

Dude, EVERYONE wants to see her naked. That doesn't mean we're all Googling it.

[dewilliams2]

Thats true...I didn't...thats weird...I don't know if I'm just to lazy to do it or just don't care enough.

[walkingdream]

i wanted YOUR picture

Right but we established it was a joke.

[walkingdream]

why do i get a feeling like you are not telling us something?

I'm happy to answer any questions that you feel I havent included or omitted.