LOL Snooty.
I just saw a Howard Stern Show and Jenna Jameson was the guest. Jenna talked about the Pornstar convention and how she promoted her "Lifelike jenna pussy". And what was real funny is that she saw many guys walking out carrying her very own "life-like Jenna pussy" that she had barely promoted. Wonder what those guys shall do as soon as they get home. lol.
But Jane, baby, you know what works for me? Swallowing sleeping pills and hoping that I get a wet dream. Chances are that you will dream with someone that you have always wanted to be with in bed.