shit, that me chuckle. although it is pretty painful.
shit, that me chuckle. although it is pretty painful.
mo'Dajvo' pa'wIjDaq je narghpu' He'So'bogh SajlIj
Why is this a topic?
Normally, 80 percent of the posts make me go tl;dr. This one makes me go "What specifics are you looking for?"
There is no criteria to base my response off of. Other than;
"I enjoy sex. What exactly makes you squeemish about it? Or are you asexual?"
Give me something I can take,
Can take to make the memories fade.
Poison kiss, remember this,
I never was meant for this day.
I blew my husband last night in bed and woke up with dick breath. That happens a lot, actually. Heh heh.
Spammer Spanker
Ok, so you think that oral sex is disgusting. Whatever, to each their own, but KISSING? Kissing is disgusting? Do you live in a sterile house wearing tissue boxes for shoes having nightmares about germs? You sound like a freak. Don't worry about sex or kissing or oral sex because I guarantee you won't be having any anytime soon.
...one can be sure of nothing until it has already happened...
Funny, I was thinking the same thing. Maybe she meant 'cum breath'?
...one can be sure of nothing until it has already happened...
Really? "Dick breath" was some kind of inscrutable colloquialism to you guys?
Spammer Spanker
LOL,
well unless it was packed in rubber tightie-whites all day with no room to bath- that was the only thing I could think of and shuddered a touch.
Then Incongnito said "Cum Breath" and it made sense.
Something about the word "dick" doesn't make penis seem attractive to me. It's word association on my part.
Give me something I can take,
Can take to make the memories fade.
Poison kiss, remember this,
I never was meant for this day.
or giga... maybe you just got some bad hygienes hahaha...
raverboy
...this is just my perspective on the situation...
Disgusting is just relative to the situation. Sure, I know there are more bacteria in her mouth than on almost anything else around me. I have obsessive compulsive disorder, so I think about that shit.
Until she takes her shirt off. By the time her lips are wrapped around my cock, my obsession has mysteriously vanished every time. As soon as I realize she might just do it again if I eat her out, I totally forget how many bacteria are down there, too.
The point is, the sight and touch of females are hypnotizing. If you can think about how dirty her mouth is when you're looking into her eyes with your penis inside of it, and those pretty lips are working to please you, you are an incredible person with astounding mental powers.
Either that, or you're gay.
Well I don't know about the rest of you but I could go for a bj right about now...and maybe a sandwich...both would be amazing.
...I'll probably just be getting the sandwich.
Completely baffled by a backward indication
That an inspired word will come across your tongue
Hands moving upward to propel the situation
Have simply halted
And now the conversation's done
I am the EgGmAn
Girls what would you do if your'e giving a guy a blow job and suddenly without warning he starts pissing in your mouth, would you get mad? i am just wondering about this.
^^^^ umm... you really need to do your research before you ask these kinda questions. the urine canal is different than the semen canal. AND when you're about to bust your nut, the urinal canal is shut off...
now back to the blow jobs.... where can i get one?
raverboy
...this is just my perspective on the situation...
Completely baffled by a backward indication
That an inspired word will come across your tongue
Hands moving upward to propel the situation
Have simply halted
And now the conversation's done
I am the EgGmAn