I want to kiss Kellie...one week tomorrow...yay...
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25-11-04, 09:38 PM #286
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"When I was 4 years old, they tried to test my IQ.
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26-11-04, 05:32 AM #287
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Oh, right, because this forum isn't BLATANTLY public or anything...
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26-11-04, 05:56 AM #288
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I'd screw them all!!!
Forget just kissing them. I'm so horny I'd screw the next thing girl who even moves. I wouldn't even get a room. I'd do her right on the sidewalk. Then if I had any energy left after that, I'd go screw the next girl I saw. And on and on it would go until I screwed every girl on the block...
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26-11-04, 07:10 AM #289
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Now there's one horny boy...
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26-11-04, 07:14 AM #290
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Good god lol...
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26-11-04, 08:10 AM #291
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Yeah, I know... I really should go relieve myself. Somebody tape themselves having sex and send the tape to me. That should do it. Hey Skye, I'd like to see you having sex. With me. Damn, I really need to do something about this um, problem in my pants. Maybe if I stopped snorting Viagra and took up drinking instead. Hey, you aussies, send me some Foster's. Or a tape of you having sex. Either one would make me happy. Or you could send me both.Good god lol...Last edited by Joe_Watson; 26-11-04 at 08:13 AM.
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26-11-04, 08:19 AM #292
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26-11-04, 08:20 AM #293
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Originally Posted by Joe_Watson
you mean you'd rape every girl that you see, and hopefully she has mace on her purse.
raverboy...this is just my perspective on the situation...
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26-11-04, 08:36 AM #294
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Hopefully (for me) she won't have mace. Damn, that stuff stings.
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26-11-04, 08:43 AM #295
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*doing best to hold back...*
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26-11-04, 08:57 AM #296
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Develop an immunity to it. Originally Posted by Joe_Watson
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Death is like sex in highschool, because if you knew how many times you missed it, you'd be paralyzed.
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26-11-04, 04:04 PM #297
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yeah.. that will only take a few hundred shots of pepper spray to your eyes. when would you like to start your treatment??
raverboy...this is just my perspective on the situation...
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26-11-04, 09:04 PM #298
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I would like to start treatment by being as nasty as I can to all the girls, whilst developing an immunity to their mace. Its win-win. Originally Posted by Illusional
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26-11-04, 09:45 PM #299
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the guy i wanna kiss right now is miles away...but i can kiss him in my dream...tons of wet kisses...maybe more than tongue kisses...lol
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27-11-04, 04:46 AM #300
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The girl I want to kiss and hold and have near me right now is one who I harshly rejected 3 years ago, and then became and maintaned best friends with.
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