FBI application

[qwertz]

Job at the FBI

The FBI had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews

And testing were done, there were 3 finalists;

Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of

The men to a large metal door and handed

him a gun.

'We must know that you will follow

instructions no matter what the circumstances.
Inside the room you will find your wife sitting

In a chair .. . . Kill her!!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could

Never shoot my wife.'

The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man

For this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions.

He took the gun and went into the room. All was

Quiet for about 5 minutes.

The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried,

But I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't

Have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the

Same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the

Gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one

After another. They heard screaming, crashing,

Banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was

Quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the

Woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

'This gun was loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to

Beat him to death with the chair.'

MORAL:

Women are crazy. Don't mess with them.

[DoesntMatter]

lol thats funny

[iHEARTu]

we ARE crazy. xD somehow. yet guys still love us- doesn't that make them crazier? lol

[Abu Omar]

Funny,,hehhee

[Sunflowerz]

That's an oldie but goodie...

[Abu Omar]

yes, it's old, but funny

[bigpapi]

haha i def laughed and read that one outload to a few friends lol nice

[irrelevant_89]

lol... I read this exact same joke, except that it was 3 men, English, French and Portuguese.

The Portuguese man was the one who beat his wife with the chair

[soso]

loooooooooool hahaha