Do Females.........?

[dewilliams2]

^^^actually I have done that as well...not really...he was trying to kick me...I had a shield...I wasn't actually boxing him, just trying not to get the crap kicked outta me....I won though...he got in his house.

[the_robot]

^^^actually I have done that as well...not really...he was trying to kick me...I had a shield...I wasn't actually boxing him, just trying not to get the crap kicked outta me....I won though...he got in his house.

How do hell do you do all that weird shit?

[dewilliams2]

I'm the assistant manager for a privately owned zoo...I started when I was 15 mowing the grass...when you work at a zoo with about 600 animals and only about 30 acres you end up working with just about all of them.

[the_robot]

I'm the assistant manager for a privately owned zoo...I started when I was 15 mowing the grass...when you work at a zoo with about 600 animals and only about 30 acres you end up working with just about all of them.

I'd love to get to play with the animals...

[Junket]

I'd love to get to play with the animals...

Wow, you really need to get laid.

[dewilliams2]

I'd love to get to play with the animals...

Everybody says that but they are never there when the animals want to tear my face off, throw feces, or the shit shoveling in general.

Not all animals like to cuddle...trust me on that one.

[the_robot]

Wow, you really need to get laid.

Haha this is the first hint you get of that?

Not all animals like to cuddle...trust me on that one.

Oh, I don't want to cuddle them, I like to fight them... let them know who the master is

[Junket]

Haha this is the first hint you get of that?



Oh, I don't want to cuddle them, I like to fight them... let them know who the master is

I managed to dominate a little dog so well, that when I went into my angry stance, it would back into a corner, quiver, and pee on the floor.

[dewilliams2]

Chihuahua?...those yippy little dogs piss me off...I have a dalmatian...he is terrified of everything and extremely overweight....but I love the chunky old man.

[the_robot]

I managed to dominate a little dog so well, that when I went into my angry stance, it would back into a corner, quiver, and pee on the floor.

I like to play to domination with german and basque shepperds and I did it once with a puma... the damn cat was huge.

[dewilliams2]

I like to play to domination with german and basque shepperds and I did it once with a puma... the damn cat was huge.

Thats just worded really wrong.

[SirWagginston]

Wow, you really need to get laid.

Even when I am getting laid, I still like to play with animals. Every time I pass a dog on the street, in fact, I get the urge to tackle it to the ground and force it to hug me.

[the_robot]

Thats just worded really wrong.

Hahhaa.. damn I read it again and you are right... I hope you got what I meant...

[vashti]

I'm the assistant manager for a privately owned zoo...I started when I was 15 mowing the grass...when you work at a zoo with about 600 animals and only about 30 acres you end up working with just about all of them.

Then surely you've read Life of Pi? I loved that book.

[Aeradalia]

I managed to dominate a little dog so well, that when I went into my angry stance, it would back into a corner, quiver, and pee on the floor.

Domination involves respect... fearful animals rarely respect you.

I've trained three large dogs (guardian breeds) who knew who was boss without having to piss themselves every time they saw me. They were confident and obedient -- just the way a dog ought to be. One had protected me from a feral dog and another tried to protect me from my ex-husband before he shot her.