Do Females.........?

[tiger_eyes]

Oh yes, we do. Why wasting water by flushing the loo if you can do it all togehter?

[dewilliams2]

I peed on a girl in the shower one time but I was drunk and she had been yelling at me...in hindsight it was not the most mature way to express my unhappiness...we broke up.

I should have prefaced that by saying it wasn't anything kinky...she was actually taking a shower.

Its okay...I found out she had been cheating on me...I feel justified.

[vashti]

Am I the only person who pees before I bathe?

You all are freaks!

[LailaK]

Why do men assume that women don't do the same things they do. I went to an all girl's school and shared a restroom with 40+ girls. Trust me, women can be just as gross as dudes.

[the_robot]

Why do men assume that women don't do the same things they do. I went to an all girl's school and shared a restroom with 40+ girls. Trust me, women can be just as gross as dudes.

Because it's a bit gross and girls have been (socially) raised not to be gross

[sookie6]

We fart too

[dewilliams2]

We fart too

I was at my friends house last night...I have known this girl since we were kids and she said "I have to poop but I don't want you to know what I'm doing and I'm gonna be in there for a few minutes and its a small apartment so your going to hear me."

I was like just go poop...I had to go and stand out on the balcony until she was done....like girls don't poop...I don't care.

Its not like we haven't been that close before, we were sleeping together one time and I rolled over and put my arm around her while she was facing away from me and then I felt this "warm breath" on my leg...I rolled back over...of course I haven't let her forget she farted on me.

[DonkeyKong]

Its not like we haven't been that close before, we were sleeping together one time and I rolled over and put my arm around her while she was facing away from me and then I felt this "warm breath" on my leg...I rolled back over...of course I haven't let her forget she farted on me.

My ex once farted while I was going down on her. I kid you not. She came so hard she farted right in my f***ing face. After the initial shock and embarrassment, I couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the day.

[sookie6]

And I think ours stink more because we usually enjoy our vegetables more than you do!

[starbuck]

Am I the only person who pees before I bathe?

You all are freaks!

Nope, you're not the only one. I do not pee where I bathe either. Would seem to be slightly counterproductive!

[Mish]

So now the truth comes out

[Junket]

Do you point your dick and shoot or do you let it hang and let it flow?

Depends on how I'm feeling that day, but most often at the drain, because I'm not interested in standing in it.

EDIT: Vashti and Starbuck hate the environment and the fish.

They're fish baby killers.

[vashti]

Nope, you're not the only one. I do not pee where I bathe either. Would seem to be slightly counterproductive!

Yes, and besides, the toilet is RIGHT NEXT TO THE BATHTUB! how hard could it be to pee where it belongs?

[Mish]

I get flashbacks of Seinfeld, George Costanza "The Urinator"

"They are all pipes, they all go to the same place in the end!"

Elaine

"Different pipes go to different places"

[Junket]

In regards to your plumbing pipes, they all do indeed go to the same place.