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Thread: For the men... what would blow your mind away?

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    I have just registered for lapdance/ striptease lessons. This should be fun and a great confidence booster!

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    Apparently, nurses don't have to do much more than be a nurse to "blow their mind away".
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    Meh nurse things seems too played out for me to want to do something "different"

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    Quote Originally Posted by vashti View Post
    Apparently, nurses don't have to do much more than be a nurse to "blow their mind away".
    Except some of the Dutch nurses.. lol

    [url=http://health.asiaone.com/Health/News/Story/A1Story20100315-204594.html]"I'm a nurse, not a sex toy"[/url]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc Durian View Post
    Except some of the Dutch nurses.. lol

    [url=http://health.asiaone.com/Health/News/Story/A1Story20100315-204594.html]"I'm a nurse, not a sex toy"[/url]
    "I draw the line here"???

    lol

    I wonder if they draw a line on the groin of their mascot? heheh
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    ... Swallow?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Graham Berkeley View Post
    ... Swallow?
    I do that on a semi-regular basis... it would be nothing special. Lucky bloody guy!

    I finished my lap dance/ strip tease class. I have some awesome new moves and it will be quite the show. 3 years with this lovely!

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    My boy loves his pictures While I was far to drunk to perform we did get it on. It was awesome. I'm so in love <3

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    There's always tomorrow to do a pole dance.
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    Guess what I also have? A slutty apron and matching bra. Who's the one who said cook his favorite meal in nothing but heels and an apron? Yeah, little miss domestic slut- that's me!

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    I was explained not a month ago why the poles are so famous... damn I'm so innocent...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc Durian View Post
    I took my lover out into the sea (she can't swim and is very fearful of the water, not to mention at night.) We started in waist deep water and we made out, her wrapped around me...

    ...until the water was up to my neck and just above her head (in depth). There we stopped and made love in the calm water, occasionally sinking to the dark bottom locked together and our lips pressed. Whenever she felt like she was panicking for air, I gave her mine and brought her back up to the top.

    We laid in the surf, after, and let the small waves wash over us.

    When she wants us to go dancing, she does something similar on the dancefloor. She's the only woman I've felt comfortable with while badly dancing.
    Not to put a damper on the whole experience, but did she get some sort of vaginal infection afterwards? I mean you two were in the open sea where EVERYTHING takes a shit, and there are millions of particles of dead creatures, and various pollutants.
    ...one can be sure of nothing until it has already happened...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Incognito View Post
    Not to put a damper on the whole experience, but did she get some sort of vaginal infection afterwards? I mean you two were in the open sea where EVERYTHING takes a shit, and there are millions of particles of dead creatures, and various pollutants.
    That sounded romantic and you ruined it! hahaha...

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    I don't know about screwing in the ocean. I'm all for the romantic aspect of it but yeah my vagina is a clean place the ocean is not... I'll grind the crap out of your boner but nothing is going in my vag while under dirty water.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Incognito View Post
    Not to put a damper on the whole experience, but did she get some sort of vaginal infection afterwards? I mean you two were in the open sea where EVERYTHING takes a shit, and there are millions of particles of dead creatures, and various pollutants.
    Quote Originally Posted by girl68 View Post
    I don't know about screwing in the ocean. I'm all for the romantic aspect of it but yeah my vagina is a clean place the ocean is not... I'll grind the crap out of your boner but nothing is going in my vag while under dirty water.
    LOL! Just imagine all those nasty infections that whales and dolphins must get from all that underwater sex!

    Is there a cubby where ppl just leave their brains when they login to LF? Must be just for the compact sized ones.

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