What does a penis feel like

**Lipp** · 27-02-10, 01:54 PM

A girl describing what getting penetrated is like is like a guy describing what a blowjob feels like - you can't really get the message across when the other party is lacking "the goods".

**dewilliams2** · 27-02-10, 01:57 PM

Originally Posted by Illusional

my friend, there is nothing wrong with being my friend. or does it bother you that i am a whore?? if it does, then yuou truly do not look deeply within...

btw, if you're giving me wheaties, then i'm all for the taking.

raverboy

Honestly I'm more of a Fruity Pebbles man myself...or some Captain Crunch...but that cuts the shit outta the roof of my mouth...its a deliciously painful experience first thing in the morning.

**Doc Durian** · 27-02-10, 11:58 PM

The OP sounds curious in a manner which can't be quenched with mere descriptions (even if anyone offered one to begin with).

If the OP wants to know what it feels like to be penetrated, and it's a man asking, they should offer themselves up to be anally penetrated instead of expecting descriptions which couldn't sum up the experience.

Bush scientists don't ask witch doctors about their opinions of the herbs and poultices used. They study said remedies under a fine scope and when all else fails, take the remedies themselves.

The OP needs to be the best researcher he/she can be... by getting one into them and tabulating the reaction on a scale of 1-10.

**Illusional** · 28-02-10, 02:10 AM

Originally Posted by dewilliams2

Honestly I'm more of a Fruity Pebbles man myself...or some Captain Crunch...but that cuts the shit outta the roof of my mouth...its a deliciously painful experience first thing in the morning.

haha you make me laugh...!!

as a kid, i was into the lucky charms... i'd eat all the marshmallows and leaves the rest of the cereal for my younger sister.

raverboy

**Doc Durian** · 28-02-10, 02:14 AM

I ate Cream of Wheat and Quaker Oats...

Damn my parents... I never got grits.

**Illusional** · 28-02-10, 02:17 AM

i used to eat oatmeal too. it was a quick and easy breakfast...yes, i always had a hard time waking up as a child.

raverboy

**Doc Durian** · 28-02-10, 02:18 AM

ME2.... Should we pash?

**Illusional** · 28-02-10, 02:24 AM

what the hell is "pash"?

raverboy

**Doc Durian** · 28-02-10, 02:30 AM

Kiss/make-out/slobber over one another...

**Gribble** · 28-02-10, 02:38 AM

What do penises feel like?

Bags of sand.

**dewilliams2** · 28-02-10, 03:36 AM

Funny how we managed to go from penises to breakfast cereals....not much of a connection between the two really.

Hey Doc...if you put enough brown sugar on your Quaker Oats its almost fit to eat...otherwise you can use it to repair masonry stone.

**Illusional** · 28-02-10, 04:33 AM

Originally Posted by Gribble

What do penises feel like?

Bags of sand.

well weren't breasts supposed to feel like a bag of sand??

anyhow, if the mood is right, my sac feels like a bag of marshmallows. hey, i'm a soft-loving kinda guy.

raverboy

**dewilliams2** · 28-02-10, 04:56 AM

Originally Posted by Illusional

well weren't breasts supposed to feel like a bag of sand??

anyhow, if the mood is right, my sac feels like a bag of marshmallows. hey, i'm a soft-loving kinda guy.

raverboy

You may want to see a physician about that problem...I don't believe it is meant to feel that way...or you could just stick some graham crackers and chocolate in your pants and stand over a fire...I'll bring the guitar and we can sing songs.

**Illusional** · 28-02-10, 05:01 AM

will you be putting my marshmallows in your mouth too?? that would really bring a smile to my face.

raverboy

**dewilliams2** · 28-02-10, 05:30 AM

Nah...I'm with the band...it wouldn't be very professional...I certainly appreciate the offer though...awfully hospitable of you.

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