I'm dying...

[wojtek22]

It's hard to write about myself. My english isn't too good but I'll do my best. I have no hope and this is my last shout of despair...My story starts simply. I was happy. Young and happy. I had a lot of friends, I loved my school and my girlfriend. I thought about our bright future. Uhm, „future”, now I hate this word. Future means for me only huge disaster...One time (when I was 16 years old) I felt very, very sick and I went to hospital. Doctors took care after me and said that everything gonna be all right. Unluckily result of analysis wasn't good for me. „It's only muscular dystrophy” I've heard...Then my world collapse. I told my girlfriend about my ilness. She said „That's nothing, I still love you”. And she fooled me. Few months later I've heard „I'm sorry but it's too hard for me. And you're already dead”. Yeah. She was right. I'm already dead. MUSCULAR DYSTROPHY – IT'S UNFAIR JUDGMENT. But I still try to live. Unfortunetly I have poor parents. And I (22 years old guy) don't have any job. I tried to earn some money for my rehabilitation but...mmm...in my country, Poland, it's easier to commit suicide than to find a job. So I live with my parents (who earns 200 USD a month) and I'm trying not to run mad. And my ilness constantly progress. My doctor said that in near future I'll need wheelchair. And added that I should try in Ukraine. They have revolutionary method to cure muscular dystrophy. But I don't have money. Even for wheelchair. I'm in very difficult situation, so I decided to write this letter. Duchenne muscular dystrophy occurs in approximately 2 out of 10,000 people. Duchenne muscular dystrophy is an inherited disorder characterized by rapidly progressive muscle weakness which starts in the legs and pelvis and later affects the whole body. I don't have too much time...I really, really need your help. Can you help me?

greetings,
Wojtek

Bank PKO BP SA
SWIFT: BPKOPLPW
Account number: PL 50102055581111137375100028

THANKS FOR ANY HELP!

[Illusional]

well i didn't read your post, but why would you bother to put your fake bank account number??

raverboy

[sleepy]

I'm already dead

Dearest Wojtek,

Well, i would very much like to help, but my bank assures me that their system, while excellent, is not yet equipped to reach the hereafter. Oddly, i have received a total of 11 emails in the past month from the already dead, in very similar situations, so it really seems like a service the bank should consider.

thanks very kindly, sleepy

[Illusional]

ahh.. now i see, i have read your post and you are asking for money. well gladly i have already sent you one million american dollars. i hope that will be enough to cure your illness. secondly, i would like to thank everyone else in this world that has contributed to my social disablity in that i have to have a constant percentage of atleast 25 percent liquor by volume in my blood supply. if i don't keep this constant, i tend to get very moody as some people has already seen. btw.. would you like to borrow my credit card too?? just ask and it's yours.

raverboy

[sleepy]

LOL!! i love it - now *that* i would donate money to!

[Illusional]

c'mon people... there are other people out there that need money too. i already gave a mill to him, why not spread the wealth and give others a chance.

raverboy

[squirrley]

yea damnit, if I wouldve known you were being so generous Raver, I wouldve jumped in line a long time ago!

[nomas]

I'll take a mill.

Funny thing is, though, I REALLY have an incurable illness. Not life threatening, though..just an inconvenience I'll have to deal with for the rest of my life...but I'm thinking of seeking a second opinion.

Freddie

[PoetsRevenge84]

I'll take a mill.

Funny thing is, though, I REALLY have an incurable illness. Not life threatening, though..just an inconvenience I'll have to deal with for the rest of my life...but I'm thinking of seeking a second opinion.

Freddie

Herpes? lol

[Illusional]

shhhh poets. it's a really touchy subject and he didn't want everyone to find out. ewww touchy, that's how the disease got started in the first place.

well i'm an alcoholic and i'm fine with that. it does get in the way of my social life but what doesn't get in the way of your social life??

raverboy

[PoetsRevenge84]

Oh .. Oops!.. Sorry. ;-) Touchy.... ewwies... lol

[nomas]

Actually, I wish it was something contracted through some fun method like sex or a blood transfusion..but alas, it's mere bad luck in my case...but don't worry, it's not contagious via the internet.

Freds

[sleepy]

i'm so curious now - though this should not probably turn into a really morbid parlour game of 'guess that disease'.

[PoetsRevenge84]

hmm... Tetanis?

[PoetsRevenge84]

hmm...btw...nice sig nomas.. Into philosophy? Here's a good one for ya.
"Cogito ergo sum. (I think, therefore I am.)"~Rene Descartes