practice makes perfect in cooking ,
depends on ur taste ... i know this couple they would always call the pizza place and order the pizaa "well done" ... well , everythime the pizza came , they looked at it and they would always complain that it wasnt cooked enough even if it was in the oven for an extra 5 mins . then one day , the cook got mad because these ppl would always complain and order every friday right before the store closes ... so he decided to leave it there for like an extra 15 mins , it was half-burnt ... he was barely able to cut the pieces without it cracking .
so the delivery guy gets there , expecting them not to like it , they looked at it and said .."now your getting closer." ... the damn thing was practically burnt , not completely black , but enough for anyone with normal taste not to like it ...
just goes to show you how some ppl have weird taste , and if my GF had weird taste (ex ; everything has to be covered in chocolate ) ... even if she would cook well , but the fact that she would add too much of something because of her taste (ex; salt , sugar ...) ... then it would ruin the whole meal .
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29-10-05, 06:34 AM #46
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That reminds me:
Originally Posted by NeoSeminole
Ooooh yeah
Baby, baby, baby, I wanna stew your tomato
Baby, baby, baby, I want to french fry your potato
Baby, baby, baby, won't you pluck my grapes
Won't you peel my banana like a pack of wild apes?
I'm your food innuendo guy, your food innuendo guy
Baby, baby, baby, you got honeydew melons
Baby, baby, baby, can't you see my brocolli swelin
Oh baby, baby, baby, I wanna taste your watercress
I wanna slip my celery stick up the back of your dress
I'm your food innuendo guy, your food innuendo guy
Oh what will it take
Don't go so soon
You'll miss my carrot cake
And my cream of mushroom
Oh baby, baby, baby, my jalapeno's red hot
Baby, baby, baby, I wanna stuff all that cabbage you got
I'm your food innuendo guy, food innuendo guy
Oh yeah
Oooooooh yeah
Oh baby, baby, baby, you got eggplant parmigiana
Baby, baby, baby, bite my zucchini if you wanna
I'll give you fresh fruit salad
I don't get it from no can
Your string bean days are over
I'm your cucumber man
I'm your food inunendo guy, food innuendo guy
Oh so delicious
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LOL, I have a couple of his cd's!!! Originally Posted by shh!
If you can't handle the thorns, don't crave the rose!!
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29-10-05, 04:28 PM #49
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if a girl can't cook, then she better have a lot of money because she'll be taking me out often.
raverboy...this is just my perspective on the situation...
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I guess thats a good thing that I dont care about girls cooking skills since my confidence to take initiative is lower then a apes IQ. Originally Posted by NeoSeminole
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"because I paid attention in science class."
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30-10-05, 09:15 AM #51
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If a man's criteria whe dating me is 'you must cook well', my first instinct is to get rid of him ASAP, because clearly he thinks I'm going to spend the rest of my days being his personal Betty-****ing-Crocker. I do cook very well, but I want to be doing it because I like to, not because it's expected of me. Screw that.
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Lol! I've never heard this, so i downloaded it...hilarious. Then I downloaded "Piece of Shit Car".....that one made me piss myself back in hs, and I was suprised to find it actually still amused me. I'm sooo mature you know. Originally Posted by shh!
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My favorite Adam Sandler song = At a Medium Pace.
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cooking, really??? If a guy doesn't like me because I can't cook, I say $%%#* off! I can save lives....(I'm a nurse!).
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Well, I'm sure whoever is over it since it's been 4.5 years since the original post.
no autographs, please!
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"It seems we living the 'American Dream', but the people highest up got the lowest self-esteem. The prettiest people do the ugliest things ... for the road to riches and diamond rings."
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Hahahaha!!!!!
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29-01-10, 01:38 PM #57
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stop digging..Thread closed.
Lulu, start your own thread ..."Invest wisely and have money work hard for you"
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