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    I think i need a massage

    Before I start..I know i moan alot...so shoot me

    After my 10 hour drive from hell, I seriously cant turn or twist to the right, bend down or lift my arm up over my head.

    It really hurts

    Any offers
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    girl, you do complain a lot. burn your foot, hurt back....how are you with kids?
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    sprained foot actually

    Im great with kids
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    Hot bath and a couple glasses of red wine should sort you out.
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    Oh I had the wine! lol

    Im still as stiff as a virgin in a brothel.
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    You need to go Marriage Counselling center ...

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    I know how to give a professional sports massage...

    Been told I'm good at normal massages too but I think Giga has the right idea
    Quote Originally Posted by qwerty123 View Post
    jeez i turn every argument round on a man, why take the blame if hes stupid enough to let you blame him about something totally different

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    this thread is really old..my backs fine now

    Marriage counselling centre?..im glad im not married if thats what it does to you hahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by qwerty123 View Post
    Oh I had the wine! lol

    Im still as stiff as a virgin in a brothel.
    You've clearly never been or seen a virgin in a brothel, because if you had you would know in that situation there is seldom anything which is 'stiff'.

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    ^^^^^^

    huh?
    Is it burnin'? Well, f-ck, now you're learnin'.

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    Haha George... Made me laugh
    Quote Originally Posted by qwerty123 View Post
    jeez i turn every argument round on a man, why take the blame if hes stupid enough to let you blame him about something totally different

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    lol george, you are right, ive never been in a brothel in my life, so i will take your word for it!
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    Wait. I like the idea of giving a massage to a girl who moans a lot.
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    Lol!

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    want to grab a beer?

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