The "Nice Boy" Syndrome

[Gigabitch]

When I meet girls or any other people I just want to show myself exactly as I am.

Heh heh. I have a dirty mind. I'm thinking trench coat.

[irrelevant_89]

Well it's kinda like that, but psychologically.

[Gribble]

I have a simple tactic that's been working wonders.

Meet a cute girl. Get to know her. Bake her something on a special occasion.

She usually says, "Oh, my God! You bake?"

"Sometimes. I'm actually not that big on baking, but I do love cooking."

"Really? What do you make?"

"All sorts of things. You should come over one night. I'll cook you dinner and we'll watch a movie."

Girl comes over. We eat.

"Hey, if you liked that you need to stick around for breakfast. That's my specialty."

Girl sticks around. In the morning I send her off with a frozen bagel and a dab of cream cheese.

[Junket]

"Hey, if you liked that you need to stick around for breakfast. That's my specialty."

Girl sticks around. In the morning I send her off with a frozen bagel and a dab of cream cheese.

What would you do if your sister dated a guy like you?

[Gribble]

I was being facetious. If you must know the truth, I usually make scotch eggs. I cut one in half and the rest into wedges, then I arrange them on a platter until I come up with something vaguely resembling the sun. I serve those to her in bed and say something corny like, "A little sunshine for my Sunshine."

It isn't the healthiest meal, but it's kind of cool and unique--in the US, anyway. Makes her want to come by again for my dinner and breakfast just to see what other concoctions I'll cook up.

[qwertz]

I was being facetious. If you must know the truth, I usually make scotch eggs. I cut one in half and the rest into wedges, then I arrange them on a platter until I come up with something vaguely resembling the sun. I serve those to her in bed and say something corny like, "A little sunshine for my Sunshine."

It isn't the healthiest meal, but it's kind of cool and unique--in the US, anyway. Makes her want to come by again for my dinner and breakfast just to see what other concoctions I'll cook up.

Im just on my way now honey

[Junket]

I was being facetious. If you must know the truth, I usually make scotch eggs.

My question still stands.

[Gribble]

Bah. You people don't know good food.

[Junket]

I wish I could thank myself.

[misombra]

that looks kinda gross to me right now. i'd rather have an over medium fried egg on top of some red chile beef enchiladas.

[shheadz]

I dunno.. I might be willing to switch teams if Gribble will cook me one of those things. I don't know what it is, but it looks mighty tasty.

[vashti]

I'd eat it. Who doesn't love a man who can cook?

[Charlie Boy II]

that looks rubbish,

[misombra]

i think so too. but i'm sure gerbil could come up with something good for me. something a bit spicier cause girl likes her food fire blazin.

[Gribble]

Really? I thought that picture was pretty cool. It's nothing special. Eggs and sausage. Typical American breakfast. Only a thousand times better because it's breaded and fried.

Fine. I admit. That's more of a manly man's heart-stopping dish. Homemade crepes, fruit, rose hip jam. Is that getting warmer? Breakfast isn't really my forte. That bagel remark wasn't far off. Who has time to actually cook breakfast?