Why Do Women Like Jerks?

[girl68]

I'll admit, I like jerks! Here's why I like them because: then when I'm the bitch from hell, I don't feel bad for reaming an asshole out

Ok, I'm joking. Come to think of it, no I'm not really joking all that much! But I do like jerks. Have I dated one? Yep. Have you boys ever dated a stuck up hot bitch? Probably and you know what we do with these jerks and bitches after we've gotten our jollies off we dump them for the "nice boy" and the "girl next door".

[starbuck]

I love my hot, sexy nice guy nerd of a husband.

[starbuck]

Also Bluesummer is beautiful and could get any guy she wanted.

That is all.

[Only-virgins]

What the hell did I get an Infraction for? It put stars on the swearing anyways.

[Only-virgins]

hey our prime is in our 30's. right in time for our post jerk escapades.

Prime in looks or prime in desperation for sex? I vote for the later as far as 30s go.

We might as well not even give our opinions on this forum.

It is true because what women say they want and what they actually want are two completely different things.

Also Bluesummer is beautiful and could get any guy she wanted.

That is all.

Right on GIIIRL. you tell them. What ever helps you sleep at night.

[girl68]

OV you know that your wife is going to age and get uglier too right? Unless of course you're going to pony up for her cilicone, and plastic body parts.

[Only-virgins]

OV you know that your wife is going to age and get uglier too right? Unless of course you're going to pony up for her cilicone, and plastic body parts.

What wife?

[qwertz]

damn, im desperate for sex now, so if its gonna get worse when i hit my 30's...god help any 'nice guy'

[qwertz]

the one you will marry...you know the one who ages and settles for less

[Only-virgins]

All the aggravation that is apparent in women here only helps support everything we say. So defensive that I actually chuckled a couple of times. The entire nice guy vs douche bag debate has been going on for decades if not centuries because it is obviously an issue. I bet in medieval times white night sir nicealot would check on his pretty wife and kids and ride off to help his kingdom fight while his wife banged sir douchebagalot next door who liked to push her around a bit.

you know the one who ages and settles for less

That seems to be the only thing on the menu left anywhere so what is your point? Till than I'll be an ass and score some nice booty. I'm a nice guy but I learned to imitate a different behavior around women to get what I want and it works. Ever since I started imitating douche bags around women I actually began to have relationships with women.

[qwertz]

ok, you can drop the jerk act to try and snag us...

Oh wait, maybe its not an act

stop trying to tell us how our mind works..if i wanted to go **** a jerk i would and i wouldnt bullshit around it

[NeoSeminole]

Only-virgins says:

"What the hell did I get an Infraction for? It put stars on the swearing anyways."

hahaha, I got one also! What's comical is that my post wasn't being serious. I was mirroring Bluesummer's assumptions she made about me in a way that she would understand.

[qwertz]

I can see what your saying..my friends go for the bad guys in life, but i really prefer a nice guy. I cant understand why that is so hard for you to accept

[BoredGeorge]

And in come the usual suspects to tell us all what women want and who we'll choose.

Bla bla bla.

We might as well not even give our opinions on this forum.

Wow maybe because we're the ones who have to try and pick up girls ? How many girls have you picked up in your life ? You think you know just because you are a girl ? That is so frigging stupid.

Okay - I want a guy who is X and Y - well that doesn't tell us shit all about how to be those things or how we have to act to be considered by pea sized female brains how we can be those things.

The inability of so many females to process even the most basic forms of logic astounds me and makes me think that maybe, just maybe, the vast majority are completely bat shit insane and do not even know what they want. Kind of like when a clown gives baloons to a child. There is no thought process to it, no method, the kid just likes the baloons because the clown is colorful and happy as are the baloons.

Women, it seems, are rather similar to small children in that regard. Maybe I should offer women icecream and a ride in my car. Would that help me get girls? God, the similarities are ridiculous. Take her ICE SKATING - not such a terrible idea... and that is exactly what you'd do with kids to make them happy..

Maybe women should just grow the hell up before they're 31.

[starbuck]

Boys, boys, boys. You all sound really agitated. You know, they have medicines to get you through these trying times.