Are all girls retarded?

[Charlie Boy II]

um, Australia is not part of the United Kingdom.

[BoredGeorge]

Lol ,seems like You don't know anything about Europe. Actually UK and Ireland are english speaking countries, plus (I'm talking about whole popularity from kids to old people) Holland,Sweden,Danemark,Norway,Belgium are very good at english.
ah but who am I talking to... You're an ignorant.

oh I didn't know the IRISH spoke english lol here I was thinking the spoke Irish *slaps* how silly of me, wow, I definintely do have a lot to learn from you europeans. Thanks for showing me the light.

[BoredGeorge]

um, Australia is not part of the United Kingdom.

Commonwealth.. we're still part of the Commonwealth, we're still technically a British Colony and we have Queen.

[nonconformist]

'ur' isn't British English, are you fucking serious kid? You're trying to tell me that I'm uneducated now? What a joke. You've done nothing for this topic but derail it with your ridiculously unfunny comments.

[MVPlaya]

Last night, I was standing by the bar when this girl came over and asked, "Any chance you could buy me a drink?"


"Well, yeah, if you want. But it's going to cost you", I said, with a cheeky grin and a wink.

"Oh, and what's it gonna cost me?", she replied, as she returned the smile.

I said, "However much your ****ing drink costs, you stupid bitch".

Much easier:

"Absolutely, Waiter! One glass of water for the lovely lady. Here you go."

[BoredGeorge]

'ur' isn't British English, are you fucking serious kid? You're trying to tell me that I'm uneducated now? What a joke. You've done nothing for this topic but derail it with your ridiculously unfunny comments.

just b.c ur angry that ur not as smart as u think u r doesn't mean you have the right to try and put me down because I use the abbreviation 'ur'. I don't need to feel smart b.c people seek my input on complex and interesting issues all day so frankly what you think of my level of intelligence has about as much purpose as a hookers undies.

[doppelgaenger]

ur is not a ****ing abbreviation, you moron. anyway, that post was just ****ing hilarious.

[nonconformist]

You continually make yourself look more and more dumb with every post. Keep going, it's quite entertaining.

[BoredGeorge]

ur is not a ****ing abbreviation, you moron. anyway, that post was just ****ing hilarious.

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–noun 1. a shortened or contracted form of a word or phrase, used to represent the whole, as Dr. for Doctor, U.S. for United States, lb. for pound.
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[nonconformist]

It's an abbreviation used by children.

[Only-virgins]

This guy is pretty funny.

"How would you like to buy me a drink?"
"How would you like to suck my dick?"

[doppelgaenger]

"how about a nice shot of protein?"

[BoredGeorge]

So much disrespect for probably a lovely young lady who is just being forward in trying to meet a man I emplore all women to show interest when they think a guy is good.

[IndiReloaded]

So much disrespect for probably a lovely young lady who is just being forward in trying to meet a man I emplore all women to show interest when they think a guy is good.

Uh, I happen to agree with George on this. I don't see why guys have the monopoly on awkward come-ons. I would think, from all the complaints I have read on here, that a woman showing some initiative would be a welcome change.

I suppose a milder reply might have been "sure, I'll buy your drink if you buy mine".

[Charlie Boy II]

that's not a come-on. She was just drink-whoring.

If she'd have just come up and said hi, or something, that would have been different.