I never read any disclaimers on the church doors and neither have I ever burst into flames upon entering a church.
Besides, I love the southern baptist way of preaching. It's soulful and the music really gets you moving. Some of them women can really sing!
"The weakest soul, knowing its own weakness, and believing this truth that strength can only be developed by effort and practice, will, thus believing, at once begin to exert itself, and, adding effort to effort, patience to patience, and strength to strength, will never cease to develop, and will at last grow divinely strong."
- James Allen