If I ever have a toddler like the one across the street...

[CocoChanel]

OMG Poor Frasbee! No wonder you don't want kids.
Hahaha

[Gigabitch]

I went camping with my husband this summer and we were in a campsite next to the most rotten brat toddler ever for FOUR ****ING DAYS. His parents kept trying to reason with him. "It makes Daddy feel bad when you do that, Mathias." "Don't do that, Matthias, you're hurting mommy's ears" and shit like that.

He was two, for God's sake. They were at his mercy. I wanted to beat them senseless but clearly someone had already done that.

[AdminOnline]

I'm going to duct tape his mouth shut until he learns to stop crying like a little bitch.

lol.. i have one just next door.. imagine i have to hear the crying every day..

[misombra]

let me guess, the mom is enormous and the dad is a total pussy and they have him on a thousand medications...

[doppelgaenger]

Ha! You could try, but I pack a knife. Speaking of, I could help ya with that vas if ya ask real nice.

What a faggot.

[Junket]

Had a dream last night that I found an infant the size of my pointer finger and I was carrying it around. Was actually a cute baby, none of those ugly ones. I went into a fast food restaurant and I had to change it's diaper, so I went into the men's room and I when I opened the changing table I found what seemed to be a late term aborted baby.

So bizarre.