Baguettes & Babes

[Gribble]

So I met this amazingly hot blond chick who, it turns out, is Persian. She looks nothing like it and, despite the fact that she's only been here 3 years, she speaks flawless English. Not just English, but Northeastern American English. There is no hint whatsoever that she hasn't lived in this town her whole life. I actually kind of wish she'd retained the accent, but hey, nobody's perfect.

Anyway, this weekend I'm going to teach her how to make baguettes from scratch. We'll be mixing, kneading, fermenting, steaming and baking. It should be interesting. I can't wait to see what she looks like with a streak of flour across her cheek and gobs of dough stuck between her fingers.

I got some unglazed quarry tiles to bake on and we'll be steaming up the inside of the oven with a pan of water and a spritzer. Trying to make this bread not only as authentic as possible, but as fun to make as well.

Mmm. Food and women. Throw a beer in there and I'm in heaven. I hope she drinks. So sick of these goodie-goodies that won't touch even a drop of alcohol.

[misombra]

i want go get all fukered up with you and have you teach me how to make baguette damn it!!!

[MVPlaya]

So I met this amazingly hot blond chick who, it turns out, is Persian. She looks nothing like it and, despite the fact that she's only been here 3 years, she speaks flawless English. Not just English, but Northeastern American English. There is no hint whatsoever that she hasn't lived in this town her whole life. I actually kind of wish she'd retained the accent, but hey, nobody's perfect.

Anyway, this weekend I'm going to teach her how to make baguettes from scratch. We'll be mixing, kneeding, fermenting, steaming and baking. It should be interesting. I can't wait to see what she looks like with a streak of flour across her cheek and gobs of dough stuck between her fingers.

I got some unglazed quarry tiles to bake on and we'll be steaming up the inside of the oven with a pan of water and a spritzer. Trying to make this bread not only as authentic as possible, but as fun to make as well.

Mmm. Food and women. Throw a beer in there and I'm in heaven. I hope she drinks. So sick of these goodie-goodies that won't touch even a drop of alcohol.

Where did she live before the U.S.? Odds are its not Iran.

Wish I could teach you a couple Persian phrases, but that can't be done via text.

Sounds like a fun date, good luck

[Mish]

Persian women are the best

[Gribble]

Where did she live before the U.S.? Odds are its not Iran.

Wish I could teach you a couple Persian phrases, but that can't be done via text.

Sounds like a fun date, good luck

Iran it is, actually.

[CocoChanel]

I'm the best. Eff Persians.
Jp.

I'm glad you are showing some interest.
Hopefully you won't get bored with her and ditch her.
Pleaseeeeeeee hope!! Go Gribble!

[doppelgaenger]

Durqa durqa?

[Charlie Boy II]

Persian, pffft good luck with that.

[vashti]

Great date idea, gribble! Even knowing what a womanizer you are, I'd go out with you.

[IndiReloaded]

That sounds sexy. Almost as good as the pottery scene from Ghost. Are you gonna stand behind her and help her knead the dough?

Persian women are beautiful and take beauty seriously. My stylist is Iranian. They really know how to do hair and nails.

[Cbrider]

This thread has an epic title.

[Gribble]

Oh yes! That's the whole point. I'm going to stand behind her, take her hands in mine and guide them. After whispering a few bits of advice in her ear I'll give it a little kiss, maybe nip at the lobe. Work my way to her neck. If she asks I'll just tell her it's all part of the procedure. It is French bread after all.

I'm actually cheating a little bit. The dough has to ferment for about a day and a half at least. It's going to be like a cooking show. We'll get a batch of dough all prepared for fermentation, then I'll stick it in the fridge and take out a batch that's ready to be shaped and baked. Ta-da!

Ugh. I can't wait! She's sooo beautiful. Here's hoping she isn't absurdly traditional. The foreign babes I go for tend to be.

Oh, and Coco? Don't worry. I'll be tired of her in a month or so. There's always room for you, babe!

[misombra]

Oh yes! That's the whole point. I'm going to stand behind her, take her hands in mine and guide them. After whispering a few bits of advice in her ear I'll give it a little kiss, maybe nip at the lobe. Work my way to her neck. If she asks I'll just tell her it's all part of the procedure. It is French bread after all.

omg that is so hot.

[vashti]

omg that is so hot.

Definitely, I agree.

[DoesntMatter]

Can't wait to hear how this story ends