maxim.com/humor/stupid-fun/84487/5-stages-most-relationships.html
see below post.
True or not?
maxim.com/humor/stupid-fun/84487/5-stages-most-relationships.html
see below post.
True or not?
Let me paste here for you.
Relationships are a lot of work. They can end in happiness, but most often, they end in a passive aggressive battle. We decided we'd show you the stages of most relationships.
"Invest wisely and have money work hard for you"
Hahahahahah....the best one is "Since you're too much of a pussy to break it off, you get engaged"...so true!
Pretty good, but it sorta candy-coats the reality. Most relationships I see go from Stage 1 directly to stage 3, and then straight on to Stage 5.
Stages 2 and 4 don't actually exist. The author invented them to pad out his article.
When in trouble,
Or in doubt,
Run in circles,
Scream and shout.
loooooooooooool
...So sad... But true...
-Tough eyes, kind heart-
Meh... I could tear this down and analyze it piece by piece... but I'll just say that there's more to it, but it does seem that simple.
Stage 2.5 the woman starts seeing the man as a brother type... She will only stay sexually attracted if he has money and acts unavailable...
-Tough eyes, kind heart-