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    The 5 Stages of Most Relationships

    maxim.com/humor/stupid-fun/84487/5-stages-most-relationships.html

    see below post.

    True or not?

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    Let me paste here for you.


    Relationships are a lot of work. They can end in happiness, but most often, they end in a passive aggressive battle. We decided we'd show you the stages of most relationships.









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    Hahahahahah....the best one is "Since you're too much of a pussy to break it off, you get engaged"...so true!

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    Pretty good, but it sorta candy-coats the reality. Most relationships I see go from Stage 1 directly to stage 3, and then straight on to Stage 5.

    Stages 2 and 4 don't actually exist. The author invented them to pad out his article.
    When in trouble,
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    Run in circles,
    Scream and shout.

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    loooooooooooool

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    ...So sad... But true...
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    Meh... I could tear this down and analyze it piece by piece... but I'll just say that there's more to it, but it does seem that simple.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aeradalia View Post
    Meh... I could tear this down and analyze it piece by piece... but I'll just say that there's more to it, but it does seem that simple.
    hehe
    guys, i think this is just a joke

    don't take it so seriously

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    Stage 2.5 the woman starts seeing the man as a brother type... She will only stay sexually attracted if he has money and acts unavailable...
    -Tough eyes, kind heart-

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    Quote Originally Posted by Graham Berkeley View Post
    Stage 2.5 the woman starts seeing the man as a brother type... She will only stay sexually attracted if he has money and acts unavailable...
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    More like Stage 1.5...
    When in trouble,
    Or in doubt,
    Run in circles,
    Scream and shout.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SimonSays View Post
    hehe
    guys, i think this is just a joke

    don't take it so seriously
    Considering the kinds of people who do visit this forum... it's necessary to have disclaimers with such things. There really are people who would believe stuff like this. How do you think the psychic hotline stays in business?

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