How much cake is appropriate?

[speakerspoke]

On an average ladies, how much cake does it take to fend off PMS cramps, and yes the cake is chocolate.

[girl68]

WTF?!

seriously?

[Sanctuary]

Are you a troll or just incredibly daft?

[jayne]

hahahahahaha.

Nothing will ease that try primrose oil and excersize

[Gigabitch]

Cake does nothing. Red wine and a hot bath, though; that's magic.

[speakerspoke]

But technically isn't that like having your cake and eating it too, Gigabitch? So technically, even if metaphorically speaking, cake is a factor. lol

[Gigabitch]

No cake for me. I don't like cake. I like backrubs and whinging when I become Menstruella DeVil.

[IndiReloaded]

Skor bites and a glass (or two) of red wine. No cakes!

[speakerspoke]

Skor bites? Is that like chewing tobacco or something?

[Aeradalia]

Have you thought about using tylenol, motrin, or even midol?

I usually take Motrin about twice on the first day, then once a day until it ends. Never feel any pain or bloating then.

[IndiReloaded]

Skor bites? Is that like chewing tobacco or something?

No. I think that's Skol? I don't smoke, so dunno. Tho, oddly, I don't mind a man who smokes the occasional cigar. Cigarettes are foul, tho.

Anyway, they are delicious little chocolate drops mixed with hard toffee. I don't keep them in the house b/c they are deadly. Like chocolate almonds.

Red wine is, however, a house staple.

[lastwish]

Just eat healthy, sleep well, and drink planty of water. I used to have really bad cramps but not anymore because I keep a healthy lifestyle. But I remember when I had them, I use heating pads on my lower abdomen.

[Alvery]

Evening primrose - start taking it, if you haven't already. Drink lots of water.

[misombra]

unless that cake has special herbs in it it won't do shit.

[speakerspoke]

You gals know that I'm a male right?