I'm a medium. Pay me one hundred and fifty bucks an hour and I'll foretell your future and prescribe these wonderful totems, 60 dollars each, which will protect you from the evil spirits I see surrounding you. Also, add these crystals to your bath each night, $25, and it will improve the luminosity of your aura.
That'll be $100 for the initial consultation fee. Thanks.
Last edited by Gribble; 03-09-09 at 11:25 PM.
God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
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