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  1. 30-06-09, 08:04 AM #1
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    Dear god my ass burns!

    I think it's a sweat rash of some sort.

    It's more on the outsides of my upper thighs.

    I might have to baby powder my cheeks, or somethin'.
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    Could be another outbreak of eczema?
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    you know that humid, hot weather you live in might be messing with your skin.
    baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.

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    Hope it's not diaper rash... if it is... I heard that Boudreaux's Buttpaste works real well...
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    Std?................
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    My pouch and harness keep my clothes pressed against my skin, and I think the sweat, and dark/cool areas of my skin are prime for either friction rashes as well as fungal rashes.

    It's not itchy, it burns when I touch it.
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    aloe gel.............
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    Hey Fras, you may be interested to learn Bernie Madoff just got 150 years. That's way more than the enron & worldcom execs got.

    I hope he can't have internet access to limit his trading. Bastard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1averagejoe View Post
    Try some Gold Bond powder. Start with the yellow bottle, then move up to the green bottle. It takes a little getting used to the extra strength green bottle. DON'T USE THE BLUE ONE!

    If you get any on your balls it's like a million small frozen hands smacking them around.

    If you think it's fungal try some jock itch spray powder. I liked the Tinactin stuff, I have a tendency to get it down there even if I keep clean. I've had it twice, luckily it's been over a year now since my last time. The tinactin stuff worked quickly for me and is easier than those gels/creams.
    I'll try the Tinactin, since I think I have it around here somewhere. If that doesn't work I'll have to switch to that powder. I don't feel it during the day, but afterwards when my skin dries of moisture it stings like a bitch.
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    ARGH!

    The tinactin burns even more!


    AHHHHHHHH!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1averagejoe View Post
    You didn't mention it was dry you idiot...

    No shit it's going to burn. Fungus grows in hot, dark, MOIST places. I doubt it's a fungal thing. It's more than likely just a heat rash. Get some moisturizer on it, not powder. Look into Cetaphil, they're fragrance free and very gentle on the skin.
    Now where's my girlfriend to rub lotion on my ass when I need her?
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    You need to put chapstick on your ass. ahahahahahaahahahah!
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    Quote Originally Posted by vashti View Post
    You need to put chapstick on your ass. ahahahahahaahahahah!
    You went to nursing school learn how to do that, right?

    Here.

    Don't worry, my insurance will cover it.
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    Oops! I dropped it right in there! Let me call Moses, my nurse assistant from Zambia, to come and get it for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vashti View Post
    Oops! I dropped it right in there! Let me call Moses, my nurse assistant from Zambia, to come and get it for you.
    Zambia?

    Like africa?

    I've never been with a black woman before.
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