How do I rekindle the old flame?

[Zoedutt]

I have been in love with an ex boyfriend for 27 years. I have been in touch via the internet for about a year and he knows how I feel. We live on opposite sides of the world but I will be going to see him later this year. How can I make him fall for me again and want to be with me?

[candle23]

botox.....

[Yggdrasil]

Sweet and simple: you can't make someone fall in love with you.

[Lite]

GHB or ask him if your handkerchief smells like chloroform.

Then, when he wakes up with you staring down at in the bottom of a pit in your basement say: It puts the lotion on it skin, or else it gets the hose again.