Mr.Meat checking in

[Mr.Meat]

I am a ultramasculine alpha male.
Rugged, weathered, and playing by my own rules .
Love to me is listening, action not words, heavy petting,and handcuffs.
I have a facetiousness about me that attracts dysfunctional women.
I am not a felon, have no tattoos or tribal scars, no piercings,
don't drink alcohol before 11am ,and am drug free.

[Gigabitch]

Do you have herpes? Crabs? Do your crabs have herpes?

[Mr.Meat]

Do you have herpes? Crabs? Do your crabs have herpes?

Although I once agreed to the suggestions of an orally aggressive drunk
co-worker slutwife newlywed from Tonawanda New York and
engaged in unsafe sex with her more than once I am std free,
crabless, and still have both balls intact.

[Mr.Meat]

I am here to have fun and share
photos of my erection with strangers.

[Gigabitch]

Although I once agreed to the suggestions of an orally aggressive drunk
co-worker slutwife newlywed from Tonawanda New York and
engaged in unsafe sex with her more than once I am std free,
crabless, and still have both balls intact.

Did you pork her on your desk? Did her husband find out and threaten your still-intact balls?

[Mr.Meat]

Did you pork her on your desk? Did her husband find out and threaten your still-intact balls?

I porked her in the back of her mail delivery vehicle during lunch hour.
Her husband asked her why her hole was all of the sudden bigger
and why she had hand print bruises on her inner thighs.
The next time I am in Sante Fe we can chat about it more.

[Mr.Meat]

You know the myth about men having small cocks was created by women with huge vaginas.

[doppelgaenger]

Okay, sausageboy, who are you?

[Sonrisa]

did you pork her in her face?
did you tie her with a lace?
did she spray you with the mace?
did you come insider her pussy?
did you make her really juicy?

[Indignant]

thank you, thank you Giga. that was my own wrtiting inspired by you, mwah

[Aeradalia]

thank you, thank you Giga. that was my own wrtiting inspired by you, mwah

Further proof that Giga has one sweet.... tush...

*sigh*

[Mr.Meat]

I porked her in disgrace
on the clock
at a fast pace
I pulled it out
and spurted a load
she turned round
and sucked my choad
After that
she sucked my nut
begged me then
to **** her butt
I said no
to that slut
who asked why
I zipped my pants
and went bye bye

[Gigabitch]

Lovely. What a treat to have you aboard.

[Illusional]

drunk before 11am. drunk after 11pm.. you name it, and i've been drunk around the freaking clock.

raverboy

[Mr.Meat]

Lovely. What a treat to have you aboard.

I like facetiousness.