Actually I'm in.... nevermind.Originally Posted by Charlie Boy II
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22-05-09, 01:28 AM #16
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If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~ Marilyn Monroe
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22-05-09, 01:31 AM #17
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So her post is not allowed to trigger a thought? Originally Posted by doppelgaenger
Lol you're an idiot.
Vashti was referring to herself
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22-05-09, 02:19 AM #18
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Only if daddy says so
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22-05-09, 02:19 AM #19
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Lesa! Who your Daddy?? LOL!
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22-05-09, 02:31 AM #20
atada a mis pies.
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how old is lesa?
baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.
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22-05-09, 02:38 AM #21
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That's hilarious, Gribble. It's like you woke up and put your dick on backwards or something.
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22-05-09, 02:40 AM #22
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We can practice on each other Gribble if thats cool by you
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22-05-09, 03:50 AM #23
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Charlie Boy!!! Don't you know. Originally Posted by IndiReloaded
If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~ Marilyn Monroe
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22-05-09, 03:51 AM #24
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The funny thing is I've had sex with this particular girl more times than just about any other. I think maybe that's the problem. I've never developed an extensive bag of tricks because I'm always switching girls. I just do the same old thing over and over. I'm folding under the pressure to perform!
Oh, DM? Only if I get topsies.God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
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22-05-09, 03:55 AM #25
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Old enough to legally get banged. Young enough to answer "Who your Daddy". Originally Posted by misombra
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22-05-09, 04:00 AM #26
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Originally Posted by Gribble
Ohhhhh......so THAT'S why guys like to bang so many different girls. Less work involved. Gosh, those poor suckers in relationships, always having to keep it interesting. Don't you feel horrible for them?
Anyways, just chalk it up to a bad night. We've all had them.Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mohandas Gandhi
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22-05-09, 04:57 AM #27
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Because they drag you off into the bushes and blow you before you even get to dinner. We know how it is for you, CB. Originally Posted by Charlie Boy II
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22-05-09, 05:47 AM #28
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Wait...so sex with a new woman every other night isn't awesome?
You need to keep your stories straight.
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22-05-09, 06:07 AM #29
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We all have sex bloopers... which is probably one of the reasons to incorporate a bit of humor in the bedroom..
If it weren't for humor... it would've been difficult on the times that me and guy fell off the bed... he aimed and 'missed'... lost the 'notion' and I told him "here let me help you find it"... tickled my nose... the unexpected (and deadly) farts... accidentally hitting your shin while giving chase... and various other things that may happen.
Also... sex is just funny... I mean... I swear guys go completely retarded for the few seconds they are in bliss --- how the hell can you contort your face like that?
Just chalk it up as a sex blooper... an 'outtake'..."The weakest soul, knowing its own weakness, and believing this truth that strength can only be developed by effort and practice, will, thus believing, at once begin to exert itself, and, adding effort to effort, patience to patience, and strength to strength, will never cease to develop, and will at last grow divinely strong."
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22-05-09, 06:14 AM #30
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Hahah, that reminded me... Originally Posted by Aeradalia
Also... sex is just funny... I mean... I swear guys go completely retarded for the few seconds they are in bliss --- how the hell can you contort your face like that?
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