Originally Posted by
Sonrisa
what about have menstruation? UTIs? yeast infections? being pregnant for 9 months? giving birth? having guys cheat when you don't look pretty enough? getting plastic boobs and fake noses just to satisfy guys? getting waxed, lasered, shaved...getting paid a lot less for the same job...
Menstruation? Can't help you there. UTIs and Yeast infections? Make the guy shower before sex. It seems to be the most common cause of them for many women.
Women cheat just as much as guys do, only its socially acceptable because she'd only cheat if the guy was an ass.
Fake tits suck. I'm sorry, but they do. As for your nose, blah what about it? I'm sorry, but women hold themselves to far higher standards via fashion magazine advice than men would ever hold you to.
Anyway, welcome to the patriarchy. If you're not willing to wax/shave/laser then you can just gtfo of my bed. If I bother to shave, then you had better too. I'm sure as hell not going to be coughing up ****ing hairballs for 2 days after going down on you.
"Well, then," the Cat went on, "you see a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad."