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  1. 23-04-09, 06:52 PM #1
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    I need to have sex. Help me!

    I need to have sex. Help me!
  2. 23-04-09, 10:08 PM #2
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    $50 and a trip to Harry Hines after dark should cure that. Though look twice... some of those 'women' aren't women...
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    or you could book a trip to thailand.

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    ...this is just my perspective on the situation...
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    depending on your age maybe you need to change how you go about it?
    Instead of a friend with benefit why don't you just find a girl who is a sex maniac, or a bi-sexual girl. They normally let an occasional straight partner into their lives as the other outlet so they don't get sexually frustrated.
  5. 24-04-09, 07:41 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Illusional View Post
    or you could book a trip to thailand.

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    There are also prostitutes which only look like women
    I wazzzz here

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    Bisexual does not equal sex maniac ....
    "The weakest soul, knowing its own weakness, and believing this truth that strength can only be developed by effort and practice, will, thus believing, at once begin to exert itself, and, adding effort to effort, patience to patience, and strength to strength, will never cease to develop, and will at last grow divinely strong."

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    ^^^ hahaha, it kind of does.
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    DavidJohnson, meet DM.

    DM, meet DavidJohnson.

    Problem solved for both of you.
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    I would wreck this guys asshole and make him ride his bike home
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    Quote Originally Posted by shoppillrx View Post
    Well dude according to me i think you should once visit an online pharmacy shoppillrx.com .It is the most popular online sex,dating and relationship resources.they provide honest review and help you to solve all your sexual related problems.
    Can I make my penis bigger there too?
    I wazzzz here

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    Quote Originally Posted by shoppillrx View Post
    Well dude according to me i think you should once visit an online pharmacy shoppillrx.com .It is the most popular online sex,dating and relationship resources.they provide honest review and help you to solve all your sexual related problems.
    You are my bitch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pettit-Papillon View Post
    There are also prostitutes which only look like women
    you mean the lady boys huh?? oh shit... come to think of it, i was watching, "taboo" on the national geographic channel and in thailand, they actually have a miss transgender contest.. how fuct up in that??

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    Quote Originally Posted by davidjohnson View Post
    I need to have sex. Help me!
    Why do you need to have sex?
    Don't expect anything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Illusional View Post
    you mean the lady boys huh?? oh shit... come to think of it, i was watching, "taboo" on the national geographic channel and in thailand, they actually have a miss transgender contest.. how fuct up in that??

    raverboy
    these kind of contest had been around in thailand for quite some time now..

    some of them are real pretty. you can't tell whether this "lady" is a real female or male..

    This remind me of korean girl too... they do alot of plastic surgery.. and probably sex change too.
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    sex is over rated. Watch some you porn and rub one out. Safer these days. Or, you can always find a massage parlor that gives out happy endings... (Not that I've done such a thing.)
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