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    Purity rings

    Anyone wear these?

    I think it's a stupid trend with teens these days.

    So you're a virgin. Why make it known to the world? Are you that much in need of attention?

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    I could wear an impurity ring.
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    i think those rings would be good for ov. it would really help him out.
    baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.


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    i'll get myself a purity ring. 31 year old virgin. here i come Steve Carell.
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    The concept actually makes sense when you think about it. The only people dumb enough to wear a purity ring are those who wouldn't be able to exercise responsibility with their sex organs.

    By wearing a purity ring your saying "I don't know the difference between making a conscience decision with whom I sleep with and what contraception measures we should take." Usually because if you grow up in a religious household any conscience thought about sex is discouraged.

    What better way then to convince them to wear something that immediately labels them so normal people can avoid them.

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    Avoid them? Why would I want to avoid them? They're great fun! We used to scare the hell out of kids like that in school.

    Even now.. when I have a Jehovah's Witness come knocking on my door.. I consider that to be an opportunity for free entertainment... Their reactions to my responses are priceless.

    Still haven't had one consider joining the "Satanic" Church... oh well...
    "The weakest soul, knowing its own weakness, and believing this truth that strength can only be developed by effort and practice, will, thus believing, at once begin to exert itself, and, adding effort to effort, patience to patience, and strength to strength, will never cease to develop, and will at last grow divinely strong."

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    If you ask me, a virgin wearing a purity ring is like a Jew wearing a Star of David

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aeradalia View Post
    Avoid them? Why would I want to avoid them? They're great fun! We used to scare the hell out of kids like that in school.

    Even now.. when I have a Jehovah's Witness come knocking on my door.. I consider that to be an opportunity for free entertainment... Their reactions to my responses are priceless.

    Still haven't had one consider joining the "Satanic" Church... oh well...
    I recant You are quite right. LAWL

    Notice its always Bible thumpers or ugly people wearing them? Natural Selections way of trying to keep those people from breeding.

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    I'm getting my dog a purity collar, he's fixed and the world should know.

    "What you really fear is inside yourself. You fear your own power.
    You fear your own anger, the drive to do great and terrible things."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cbrider View Post
    I'm getting my dog a purity collar, he's fixed and the world should know.
    Don't, he's having enough trouble getting his rep up in the neighbourhood dog club. Last night he got mouthed off by a poodle. A POODLE! Can you imagine?

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    are for faggots.

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    I will not unequip my stone of jordans for such a load of shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lipp View Post
    Don't, he's having enough trouble getting his rep up in the neighbourhood dog club. Last night he got mouthed off by a poodle. A POODLE! Can you imagine?
    I hate to say it, but hes a Labradoodle

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    another dumb thing that ..unfortunately us males do.

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