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    Indian horoscope

    i am bored so i want to do indian horoscopes for someone, post your day and month of birth and let's do it for fun.

    it's represented by a star and an animal and describes your ideal sexual partner
    Last edited by Indignant; 06-03-09 at 03:19 AM.
    The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things

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    God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
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    If people are good only because they fear punishment and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gribble View Post
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    your animal is a moongoose.

    your sexual needs are extremely complicated and contradictory. You play by your own rules and are not happy within a traditional relationship/marriage. In order to reveal your outstanding personality you need to be free. Very creative in sex and are able to intrigue any object of your desire.
    The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things

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    Quote Originally Posted by misombra View Post
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    miso, you are a cow.

    Very sensual, you feel a need to love and be loved, you crave for compliments and are able to survive without sex as is. Very emotional. Instead of dreaming of their ideal relationship, you create it. If something doesn't go your way, you start having affairs on the side or isolate yourself from everyone.
    The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things

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    i love cows!!!!!!!!
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    i am a deer.

    i need to be attracted to my partner physically and intellectually. i am obssessed with sex and like to do variety of things in bed. i am very expressive of my feelings. Ruthless in getting the person i desire.
    Last edited by Indignant; 06-03-09 at 05:13 AM.
    The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things

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    May 21st for me, please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch View Post
    May 21st for me, please.
    you are a sheep, Giga.

    you are afraid of responsibilities that love might bring into your life. you might be a great leader but in personal life you tend to be reserved, over cautious and secretive. you are passionate and sensual in sex, however don't initiate it as much as it's expected of you. you enjoy being pursued and conquered, and won't reveal your feelings unless you are 100% sure that the other person has interest in you.
    The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things

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    Thank you! That's pretty accurate, actually.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch View Post
    Thank you! That's pretty accurate, actually.
    really?
    The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things

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    I have the best animal by far. I ****ing pwn cobras. Top that.

    The rest seems to fit, too.
    God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
    -Mark Twain

    If people are good only because they fear punishment and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
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    Mine is April 23

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hopefull View Post
    Mine is April 23
    You are a Horsey, hopefull

    you are untamed in love. your partner needs to learn how to respect your freedom, and he as well needs to be energetic and adventurous. You are always ready to make the first move towards your desired person. you are completely independent and have difficulties having a relationship.
    The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things

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