I don't need to worry about it. I'm going to be cremated and the ashes are going to be chucked down the garbage disposal. If anyone wastes money on a big fancy ceremony and a big expensive box just to dump my refuse into a plot of land I'm coming back to haunt them.
And if anyone feels they aren't doing enough they can take the small fortune that would have been wasted on an idiotic funeral and they can use it to help children who are alive and in need.
So yeah. If I'm still alive or conscious on some level the furnace will see to it.
God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
-Mark Twain
If people are good only because they fear punishment and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
-Albert Einstein