Jerry Springer moment in my county???wtf?
ok, so I go out with my brother tonight. To the local dive, you guys cant phathom this joint. Anyway, its "Make you own bikini night" ok so FINALLY at freakn 12:30am they bring out ALL the girls, wahoo lets get this thing started, yea all ****n FOUR of them! im laughn as i write this shit. And have had a few beers so sorry.
K~chica 1~very original, had those flags the bars put across the bar right? nothing on underneath nothing. yea more nipple showing than the plastic.(everyones favorite by the way) she did kick some ass!
2~you know she was just a beauty pagent chick, couldnt dance.
3~oh cheezy walmart lookn
4~oh ok little flower just to cover the nipple, and her just a leaf to cover her butt crack.
Anyway~chick 4 was havn a shit fit cause 1 had fake tits, and she didnt MAKE her suit. bla bla bla...of course EVERYONE all 100 of us in the bar wanted 1 to win. But 4 was screamn and acting like a child. NOW the bar gets into a little brawl, all of 1 fans were laughn at 4 fans. Im not kidding when I say this chick 4 was walkn across the floor ready to kick 1 ass. EVERYONE was laughn their asses off...this was truly a Jerry Springer moment. I laughed so damn hard...only in Citrus County do I get cheap cheesy entertainment such as this...omfg, this night reminded me why I DONT go out! But I had a Corona for the first time, my brother was hell bent in gettn me trashed, but I burned it off so fast from laughn!
everything happens for a reason...beginning to wonder why.