I get so ****ing pissed off at movie theaters. I'd love to knock the teeth out of the next halfwit to pull out a cellphone and hold a conversation. But shoot 'em in front of his kids? Nah. I'd at least wait until the little buggers excused themselves to the restroom before pulling heat.
God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
-Mark Twain
If people are good only because they fear punishment and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
-Albert Einstein