Dreams

[Mish]

I remember there was an old dreams thread there somewhere, but I can't be bothered digging it up. Anyway, post your weird and bizarre dreams here.

Last night I faced off against myself. I was in the bathroom in my old Granma's house (a recurring place in a lot of my dreams). I felt something wasn't right. I looked at the door and it was closed. Then I looked at the door again. Ant it was still closed. Then I looked at it again and it was wide open. Without thinking twice or being fearful of what's behind it I rushed towards it to find myself looking at me and laughing, he was like an evil me. I grabbed him and said something along the lines of "I know I haven't gotten rid of you yet, but I will very soon". Then I punched him until his head come off.


So there you go. Weird eh.

[Indignant]

do you dream in russian or english?

[Mish]

do you dream in russian or english?

In both. Sometimes in neither.

The language of thoughts is a language of forms and images not words. Words are just a communication device, to communicate what we are experiencing to others, mostly irrelevant to self.

[DoesntMatter]

I had a dream (like 3 days ago) that the US was at war, this time with Japan. For some strange reason the frontlines were at my house where my family lives. My old friends house from across the street was occupied with Japanese forces, and they had excellent snipers that caused us to duck everytime we passed a window, or dive down one hallway because it ran parallel to the view of the snipers

Then me, my dad and 2 sisters went to another frontline. The battle was being fought inside a cave carved into a mountain. We were on a truck entering the cave, where there were other civilians going to fight. The beginning of the cave had lots of racks of clothes like you would see at a department store. My sisters and dad were still in the truck going deeper into the cave (there was still a lot of clothes) but I had started to float just a little over everyones heads as I sometimes do. There was blood and some carnage on the ground and on some of the clothes

Then we got to very near the frontline. There was a guy behind a glass counter selling guns like he was supposed to be there. Like what you would see at Dick's or Gander Mountain. Behind him was where you got to the real frontline (we were still in a mountain btw). It picked up people to fight (a lot who were still civilians) like how that one ride at Epcot picks you up. My dad bought me and my sisters all camoufalaged AR15s

[DoesntMatter]

I had a dream last night that I was about to have sex with this EXTREMELY fat girl. I mean, she was HUGE, with HUGE amounts of body fat all over. Especially her ass

So I was trying to figure out HOW I would manage to bone her, and I eventually did so from behind, but her ass was humungously big and fat and took up most of my armspan reach

And then at some point I woke up, and realized I had probably been humping my bed, and the reason her ass was so big is because it was actually my bed I was trying to do

[Mish]

LOL

It's funny how even the most ridiculous dreams seem real at the time and we actually fall for it and believe it's happening for real.

[Junket]

My dreams are often violent, and or have something to do with drowning.

[Gribble]

I once dreamt my friend and I were WWII doughboys fighting our way through a horde of lightening-hurling Hitler clones.

[IndiReloaded]

I had a dream last night that I was about to have sex with this EXTREMELY fat girl. I mean, she was HUGE, with HUGE amounts of body fat all over. Especially her ass

So I was trying to figure out HOW I would manage to bone her, and I eventually did so from behind, but her ass was humungously big and fat and took up most of my armspan reach

And then at some point I woke up, and realized I had probably been humping my bed, and the reason her ass was so big is because it was actually my bed I was trying to do

Someone's been watching too much internet porn.

[IndiReloaded]

I once dreamt my friend and I were WWII doughboys fighting our way through a horde of lightening-hurling Hitler clones.

And someone ELSE has been playing too much Medal of Honor.

...


Anyone else want their dream interpreted?

[ecojeanne]

whao, i just woke up from a dream, my heart is still pounding, i had a dream i was in this new public transport system really enclosed tight space, barely could sit up straight it was that small, had large windows either side.

anyway i had walked into it an sat down on it by accident... i thought i was on the bus. chatting away with my back to the front and suddenly i see the guy i'm talking to his eye's looked huge and freaked, i turn around and we are gone off the tracks into the water, i say oh jaysus, is this it? shrug my shoulders and listen to the screams as the water fills up, i take out my pen and try to stick it in the centre of the window and push really hard, but it didn't work and in the end i lost my energy coz i was holding my breath, that was the end!

[Gribble]

When I was a kid I used to dream about falling all the time. Only, instead of waking up at the last second I'd hit the ground and rebound back into the air like a human superball. Those dreams were fun.

[ecojeanne]

i just had an awesome dream. some really hot guy (looked like the actor from the tv show dexter) was chasing after me and we kissed and kissed all night, we were about to do the deed and then the dream ended. dreams always feel so real, awesome.

[Charlie Boy II]

there are few things more boring than people telling you about their dreams.

[Cain]

I don't usually remember my dreams, but the one thing that I remember that always pisses me off is this:

Why the **** is it that every time I'm trying to run from something in a dream, it seems like I'm moving in slow motion? My strides are more like gravity reduced hops.