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    I am HEAVY ARTILLERY.

    I like porn, videogames, vodka, women who are wanting and willing to do anything and all things non-sequitur. I have a good career and read quite a bit. I'm a straight shooter (no pun intended) and will tell you like it is with no smoke screen even if you don't want to hear it.

    Feel free to worship me.
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    lol

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    wrong post ignore this please

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    Quote Originally Posted by SYoungGuy View Post
    wrong post ignore this please
    No. I'm not going to ignore it. You don't control me, you son of a bitch. Who the hell do you think you are giving me orders? You can go to hell. You can go to hell and you can die.
    God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gribble View Post
    No. I'm not going to ignore it. You don't control me, you son of a bitch. Who the hell do you think you are giving me orders? You can go to hell. You can go to hell and you can die.

    Thats what i'm talking about! Introduce a little anarchy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyArtillery View Post
    I'm 30, I like porn, videogames, vodka, women who are wanting and willing to do anything and all things non-sequitur. I have a good career and read quite a bit. I'm a straight shooter (no pun intended) and will tell you like it is with no smoke screen even if you don't want to hear it.

    Feel free to worship me.
    Hmm.. porn's good, videogames are good, and women wanting and willing to do anything are good to...

    Straight to the truth and honesty are the best way... all other ways are just delaying the inevitable....

    Welcome... I'm sure you'll fit right in..
    "The weakest soul, knowing its own weakness, and believing this truth that strength can only be developed by effort and practice, will, thus believing, at once begin to exert itself, and, adding effort to effort, patience to patience, and strength to strength, will never cease to develop, and will at last grow divinely strong."

    - James Allen

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    I've got another one

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    So far, so right. I've already increased his thanks count by a few. Good to have someone that can compete with Giga for straight-shootin.

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    my kinda man.
    The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things

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    how heavy do you have to be to be considered heavy artillery??

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