A funny limmerick I read a while ago

[DoesntMatter]

There once was a fellow named Ray,
Who fashioned a cunt out of clay,
But the heat of his prick,
Turned the clay into brick,
And tore all his foreskin away

[boobaa]

Is this about you, DM?

[Illusional]

i once met a guy named doesn't matter,
he only dreamt of pussy, juicy and fatter
but shit out of luck
he didn't get to ****
and would visit loveforums, just to chatter.

raverboy