Ultraviiolent Shrimp From Mars
[url]http://blog.wired.com/wiredscience/2008/03/all-hail-the-ma.html[/url]
Holy shit! I want one of these for a pet.
Not only do these things look like something from a cheesy horror film, they see in a form of light no other living creature does. Plus their response to pretty much anything is to start smashing shit up. And they do that extremely well considering their claw-swinging motion is quicker than anything almost any other creature can do.
Excerpt:
"They're enchantingly violent," he said in an affectionate, almost paternal tone. "They catch other animals by either spearing it through the heart or smashing it to pieces. Unlike most predators that grab prey, these pummel it and destroy it. When they interact with each other over a burrow, they use their armored front appendages and smash each other on the face. Whenever they get into any type of situation, they smash things. You can't pick these up. They're really great animals to have around."
God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
-Mark Twain
If people are good only because they fear punishment and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
-Albert Einstein