I was trimming, and trying to get the underside, holding it very carefully as I maneuvered the industrial size clippers.
Well, after I finished there I was bringing down the clippers which were facing up, but let go of my penis at the same time, and it was like dropping my wang on a line of tiny scissors.
I have like 3-4 tiny cuts on my favorite part of my penis.
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11-12-08, 08:04 PM #1
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Dude, I cut my penis like 3 times.
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11-12-08, 08:10 PM #2
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Jeez Fras your penis must hate you right now, guess your just gonna have to stick it in your GF's butt as an apology to him..
Pain is just weakness leaving the body...
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11-12-08, 08:19 PM #3
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That's f*cking genius.
Originally Posted by ransom_nite
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12-12-08, 08:39 AM #4
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Abuse! Abuse!... or would that be negligence?
"The weakest soul, knowing its own weakness, and believing this truth that strength can only be developed by effort and practice, will, thus believing, at once begin to exert itself, and, adding effort to effort, patience to patience, and strength to strength, will never cease to develop, and will at last grow divinely strong."
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12-12-08, 08:41 AM #5
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That's almost a darwin award, Fras. Good thing you didn't cut them off.
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Dicksnipper.
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12-12-08, 10:04 AM #7
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The world is so cruel sometimes. Originally Posted by Gigabitch
I laid her that night though, so I guess it ain't so bad.
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12-12-08, 10:12 AM #8
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So in other words, the trees have been derooted?
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12-12-08, 10:14 AM #9
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Be careful with your penis Fras. You only get 1
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YOU'RE the one needs to write a book, Giga. Told you before. Originally Posted by Gigabitch
LOL, The Adventures of Lil Dicksnipper.
With a forward by Loreena Bobbit.
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12-12-08, 05:53 PM #11
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how the f*ck can you do this?? it's not brain surgery you know... also sometimes my nut sack kinda looks like a brain.
raverboy...this is just my perspective on the situation...
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I would pass out after the first cut. Literally, someone would find me lying in a heap of my own pubes with my dick hanging out and a pair of clippers in hand.
God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
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12-12-08, 06:16 PM #13
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or your dick shriveled up from the shock or being torqued.
raverboy...this is just my perspective on the situation...
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Actually, I got a major hard on. Originally Posted by Illusional
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It's happened to me. Counter-intuitive though it may seem, ever since that day (I had 3-4 little cuts too) I never used a hair clipper on my genitals again (just around them), and instead switched to shaving shaft and balls.
I felt like a wrong move w/ a razor might lead to a little nick, whereas a wrong move w/ a clipper might lead to a REALLY embarrassing trip to the emergency room...
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