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  1. 10-10-08, 02:38 PM #31
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    I just farted

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    Get out now

    I shit now

    I just cheated

    I was faking

    CHARGIN MAH LAZOR

    What are pills?

    I'll kill you

    I'm becoming a lesbian

    I need changing

    Was that it?
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    Instead, walk the path less taken
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