Do you ever wake up at night

[DoesntMatter]

because you were being poked by your bed-buddies erect penis?

But seriously, what do you think / do when you wake up and your boyfriend or husband is asleep with some morning glory?

[lastwish]

I'll be so turn on.

[misombra]

touch and admire it.

[lesa]

A major turn on plus touch and admire

[boobaa]

Morning glory? You mean those flying saucer seeds which cause hallucinations with nausea and pain in stomach?

[Gribble]

because you were being poked by your bed-buddies erect penis?

I hate when that happens.

[misombra]

i planted a bunch of morning glories. they're climbing up my office window right now.

[Illusional]

i'm glad that i don't want up to a boner poking any part of my body. i have did some dumb things when i was drunk, but never anything homosexual.

raverboy

[vashti]

because you were being poked by your bed-buddies erect penis?

But seriously, what do you think / do when you wake up and your boyfriend or husband is asleep with some morning glory?

Smack it (if it woke me).

[DoesntMatter]

Smack it (if it woke me).

How hard would you smack it? The playful feel-good type of smack, or the painful please-don't-ever-do-that-again type of smack?

[vashti]

Depends on what I was dreaming about.

[DoesntMatter]

Depends on what I was dreaming about.

Mmm Mmmm

Morning glory? You mean those flying saucer seeds which cause hallucinations with nausea and pain in stomach?

The chemical causing hallucinations in morning glory is the precursor to LSD

[anachronistic]

Whoa, I never knew that about morning glories... no wonder my mom grows them in our front garden.

[Cain]

Depends on what I was dreaming about.

My gf had a dream that I left her for another woman.

[vashti]

My gf had a dream that I left her for another woman.

I wouldn't worry. I'm pretty sure that is a common one.