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    Chocolate, of course.

    Bohemiandonut? Is that you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shh! View Post
    Chocolate, of course.

    Bohemiandonut? Is that you?
    My Darling,

    Let me formally introduce myself. I am Tentmaker The Magnificient, a legendary Warlock in whose presence even the gods do tremble, and you are a fine Lady in waiting. You need wait no longer. Your Knight is here to carry you away on his Mighty Steed. My Castle is yon, and its gold-gilt bed is prepared for us. The servants await you, and they have been instructed that you are Me Lady, Co-Ruler of my Realm. We must make haste. My desire for MY Lady is running over, and a silvery stream it is forming in my wake. Come My Lady, let us be off, NOW.

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    But is your castle made of canvas? I don't know that I could give up my beloved pool boys for canvas.

    Lloyd??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tentmaker View Post
    Careful there woman! I am Tentmaker The Magnificient, and have been known to get deep inside a woman before she is aware of it.
    Wow, you must be really small
    Don't cry, don't regret and don't blame
    Weak find the whip, willing find freedom
    Towards the sun, carry your name
    In warm hands you are given
    Ask the wind for the way
    Uncertainty's gone, your path will unravel
    Accept all as it is and do not blame
    God or the Devil
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tentmaker View Post
    Careful there woman! I am Tentmaker The Magnificient, and have been known to get deep inside a woman before she is aware of it. Too, the Scent of a woman does strange things to me, causing significant transformations. So, for your own safety, please exercise all due discretion.
    how do you know i'm a woman?


    hayward?
    baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mishanya View Post
    Wow, you must be really small
    Mine is the largest thing in the Penis Hall of Fame. It is now the Universal Idol of Phallicism.

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    I WISH it were Hayward...

    As for Tentmaking, I think he's referring to the size of his you-know-what when he gets a stiffy under the covers. Sounds like there's room for at least two, lol.

    This is someone who has Admin access. Notice their post count hasn't changed.
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    I've noticed that on other newbies, too...

    About the bed sheet tent-making - pics or it didn't happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shh! View Post
    Bohemiandonut? Is that you?
    I was thinking the same thing.
    Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mohandas Gandhi

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    This is hilarious.

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    It's not Lloyd.

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    Yeah, that was just wishful thinking.

    Have you been in touch?

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    Sadly no... I'm gonna go try to e-mail him right now though, just for you sweets.

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    Yeah, I haven't talked to him in a while. I miss him, though.

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    Its not Hayward either, I'm certain. He would be insulted that we thought he wrote that badly.
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