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    haha

    A few weeks ago I bought my girl a vibrator because she wanted one and I can get a discount somewhere. Well, she forgot to grab it when I visited her, so I went back to that place and returned it and grabbed something else.

    It's a vibrating dildo mold. Basically, it gives me everything I need in order to mold a vibrator to the exact shape and detail of my dick.

    Think she'll like it? haha...

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    I think she'll like it, if you get it molded together all perfectly

    Let me know how it goes. I'd be too afraid that the mold ended up looking shitty or poor quality or something.

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    By the way, why don't you post a picture of it when it's fully made? That way we can laugh at the funny shape of your c*ck

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    i think she'd like one that's like, five times bigger.
    baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.


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    Quote Originally Posted by anachronistic View Post
    By the way, why don't you post a picture of it when it's fully made? That way we can laugh at the funny shape of your c*ck
    I'm sure your mom has a picture of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by misombra View Post
    i think she'd like one that's like, five times bigger.
    I'm not Asian.

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    yeah but you're not black either.
    baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.


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    Quote Originally Posted by misombra View Post
    yeah but you're not black either.
    Meh, when I was first talking to her about buying a toy she told me that she wanted one that was my size. She's definitely satisfied with what I have.

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    oh crap she was just trying to make you feel good.

    no girl is gonna be to her boyfriend all, "i want a dildo that's bigger than your dick!"
    baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.


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    that is a winky dinky.
    baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.


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    I'm glad you know her better than I do, misombra!

    Not all women have big gaping holes from years of constant dick entry like you, chica.

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    no need to be defensive cain.

    i'm sure your girlfriend is very happy with your winky dinky.
    baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.


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    Quote Originally Posted by misombra View Post
    no need to be defensive cain.

    i'm sure your girlfriend is very happy with your winky dinky.
    Not defensive at all. I know that I get my girl off each and every time we have sex. All about how you work it. Plus, I'm above average (though not by a huge amount).

    The point is, she doesn't want a monster dildo. Even if she bought something on her own, it wouldn't be anything huge. She prefers my size.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cain View Post
    Not defensive at all. I know that I get my girl off each and every time we have sex.
    how do you know?
    baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.


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