Miracles Really do Happen

[Gribble]

[ame="http://youtube.com/watch?v=AHZSJULQwgc"]YouTube - Church Group Prays For Lower Gas Prices![/ame]

[shh!]

You think I can get them to pray for an exotic vacation for me??

[anachronistic]

"Prayer is the answer to everything in life"

Lolololllololoolololololololol

Sometimes I think that the majority of christians have never even read the bible.

[starbuck]

Maybe god is trying to tell them they should ride their bikes?

[anachronistic]

Maybe god is possessing Bush, and making him charge all the taxes so that he can have a war in the Middle east.

[shh!]

I want them to pray that my knee will stop dislocating.

[Gribble]

Maybe that wouldn't happen so often if you'd give up the kinky sex.

[anachronistic]

Haha, maybe if Mr. Vashti would stop using the cheap stuff...

[misombra]

my crystal ball is saying that our troops will be home soon. and our involvement in whatever is going on is going to stop.

i can't explain how, the crystal ball just says so.

we need our guys to come home so they can do things around here like help out with those fires in california or those floods in the midwest.

[anachronistic]

Sombra, I think your cookies have been laced with meth.

[shh!]

Maybe that wouldn't happen so often if you'd give up the kinky sex.

Don't I wish that was how it happened! But no, I was putting together a new desk for my son (a surprise for when he gets home from camp).

[anachronistic]

Don't I wish that was how it happened! But no, I was putting together a new desk for my son (a surprise for when he gets home from camp).

Well I can dislocate your other knee if you want.

[Lipp]

A critical condition always give a sharp up-turn for religious beliefs. Surprising that it would occur in such an early stage, and amusing manner.

[boobaa]

Pray for your egoism.

[DoesntMatter]

I pray for a return of the plague to Estonia. And if praying fails I can always intervene myself