Hot Asses

[Junket]

Sometimes I see these chicks with the hottest asses, and all I can think is how much I wanna put my dick in 'em.

Then I feel a bit guilty 'cause I'm not thinking about putting my dick up my girlfriend's ass.

A man's life is a hard life.

[DoesntMatter]

"I almost felt guilty once....

But she woke up half-way through!


Giggity giggity!"

- Quagmire, Family Guy

"He's Quagmire, Quagmire, you never really know what, he's gonna do next! He's Quagmire! Quagmire! Giggity giggity giggity giggity, let's have sex!"

- Family Guy

[anachronistic]

Dude, from time to time I will see a completely gorgeous ass. But I don't have a girlfriend, and it's okay for me to be a horny animal.


When you have a girlfriend, asses are like pieces of artwork in a museum; you can look, but do not touch. Plus, I will bet that many women do the same thing about guy's asses (minus the dick part) and whatever they like about guys (probably muscles and face)

[Cain]

Sometimes I see these chicks with the hottest asses, and all I can think is how much I wanna put my dick in 'em.

Then I feel a bit guilty 'cause I'm not thinking about putting my dick up my girlfriend's ass.

A man's life is a hard life.

*sigh*

Same thing here.

[DoesntMatter]

Has anyone ever smacked the ass of some stranger chick?

When my cousin was working as a bouncer at a nightclub, he had to throw some girl out, and he gave her a slap on the ass while he threw her out the door. The bouncer at the door said she was trying to get in the rest of the night, lol

[anachronistic]

Why would I do that? I am still waiting to be kissed by a stranger chick.

[Cain]

Has anyone ever smacked the ass of some stranger chick?

When my cousin was working as a bouncer at a nightclub, he had to throw some girl out, and he gave her a slap on the ass while he threw her out the door. The bouncer at the door said she was trying to get in the rest of the night, lol

I find that disrespectful.

[DoesntMatter]

lmao Cain

[Junket]

I was riding my bike the other day with my girlfriend at the park, as a means to exercise. Anyway, making my way around the track I saw this girl wearing white pants that had the most gorgeous ass I've seen in months, and I shook up the rest of my day. I couldn't stop thinking about that ass.

It still pains me!

[anachronistic]

I know it's simpler than it seems, but masturbate.

[Cain]

I was riding my bike the other day with my girlfriend at the park, as a means to exercise. Anyway, making my way around the track I saw this girl wearing white pants that had the most gorgeous ass I've seen in months, and I shook up the rest of my day. I couldn't stop thinking about that ass.

It still pains me!

I've always been more of an ass guy than a boobs guy... and walking through my college I'll see a girl with just a smoking hot ass... and I get sad... only because I see a hot ass in front of me and the hot ass I can touch is 4 hours away.

[Cain]

I know it's simpler than it seems, but masturbate.

I can't masturbate without porn and I told my gf I wouldn't look at it because she really doesn't like it.

[Gribble]

You can't get off without pron? My friend, I pity you.

[misombra]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy-vUCIm04M"]YouTube - Pitbull - "Culo" video[/ame]

you're interesting but who cares when you have a tremendous ass!

[anachronistic]

I can't masturbate without porn and I told my gf I wouldn't look at it because she really doesn't like it.

That's a lame excuse. But I was addicted to porn too. I gained control over it though.