worst thing in bed

[Mr Wigglz]

What is the worst thing your partner or one night stander has done?

Once I went to my mates 21st bday. I got so drunk I could barly see. I kinda had sex with his cousin and when I wake up I found out I was next to a whale. Yes she was huge I almost shit my pants. That was the worst 1 night stand of my life.

[Illusional]

my only one nighter, i realized how UGLY my friend was when i sobered up in the morning and the sun had risen.

raverboy

[lesa]

Why do men say the woman was fat or ugly AFTER the one-night stand? I tried getting drunk but I must have some special enzymes to catabolize that stuff quickly because I can never be so **** up to only noticed how fat or ugly someone is after sex. But I guess I have never been drunk enough. I can't get absolutely drunk

[Mr Wigglz]

Try some tequila shots and a few cans of jim beam black. And maybe throw in a can or 2 of rum. Trust me you will be drunk in the next 10 mins lol. When I go clubbing, before I start drinking I have a shot called a qf (quick fcuk) and after I have that 1 shot I can drink what ever I want and still be able to stumble home haha but I still have the brain cells to tell me I have a beautiful girl so no one night standers from the clubs.

[Cain]

I've never been able to "forget" what I did the night before or got so drunk that I thought ugly girls looked good.

[DoesntMatter]

Why do men say the woman was fat or ugly AFTER the one-night stand? I tried getting drunk but I must have some special enzymes to catabolize that stuff quickly because I can never be so **** up to only noticed how fat or ugly someone is after sex. But I guess I have never been drunk enough. I can't get absolutely drunk

If you're not double - shotting 151 then you aren't doing all you can to get drunk

[GrkScorp]

I've never been able to "forget" what I did the night before or got so drunk that I thought ugly girls looked good.

Yeah.., me either.., I don't want to let the hopes of fat or ugly girls all over the world up or anything.., but I really don't think it's possible to get so piss-drunk that you are:

1. Able to have sex
2. Not able to judge the quality of your sexual partner

It must be some very very fine balance.., but I can't say i've been fortunate enough to come close to it.., I have never been that drunk in my life.., not because of alcohol tolerance or anything like that.., just because I simply don't drink that much..

[GrkScorp]

What is the worst thing your partner has done?

Just as I came.., stopped stroking Mai Wang.., look here missy.., you get to enjoy a more powerful orgasm.., and for much longer.., it goes into minutes.., and you can have multiple orgasms.., I have my maybe 2-5 seconds of pleasure.., and it's not even that great.., so the least you can do dipsh*t.., is make it count.., I don't think it's much to ask.., that when you see me B my L.., keep doing what you're doing.., until I tell you to stop..

What is the worst thing your one night stander has done?

Never called back..

[bohemiandonut]

It's not about judging the quality of your sexual partner, it's about the transcendence of those superficial standards into a realm where symmetry and fitness are a slap in the face to the bliss of uninhibited sexual abandon.

The worst thing I've ever had in bed was a gag reflex pushed just that tad inch too far...

Do Not Visualize!

[misombra]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!

[1averagejoe]

Fart? Woops, that just kind of slipped out...lol

[bluesummer]

What is the worst thing your partner or one night stander has done?

I've never had anyone 'do' anything bad, but these were a couple of the nice suprises I encountered that stuck in my mind:

1. Had a ridiculously small wang....not pleasurable at all
2. Coated in body hair....I'm talking from the neck down, all over. Even his ass. Gag. Oh, and this particular one also sweat a lot. He kept dripping sweat on me, and I just wanted to shoot myself in the head I was so grossed out.

[someonelse]

1. Had a ridiculously small wang....not pleasurable at all

I had that problem once (3 inches and thin as thin can be). I felt so grossed out and to top it off he thought it was doing great so he kept going. I felt his hip bone on my ass more. I finally got tired of him stabing me and was like ok it's late and I really need to go.

[DoesntMatter]

Anyone been barfed all over? I don't see how someone here hasn't been

[tooxshort]

I farted while losing my virginity.

I remember asking, "did you hear that?" She said, "What?"

My reply: "Nothing." *pump pump pump*