Upgrade From Boyfriend To Husband

[AdminOnline]

Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate Housewife


Reply:
Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download
Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another
Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Viagra 6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support

[Junket]

That was surprisingly humorous.

[vashti]

Pretty funny, actually.

[IndiReloaded]

[COLOR="Blue"]In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
memory.

I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0.

Haha, this part's true, for sure.

To the ladies out there (who are semi-traditional, like me) & run into the Conversation problem try this:

Cook your evening meal in the presence of your husband. I give him a beer, have him sit down on a stool in our kitchen while I cook & chat to him (I do the prep work in the am or the night before, tho). I used to cook ahead of time so everything was pretty much ready when we got home, but I found this became more of a family conversation (since our son sits to dinner with us) than a one-on-one. The way I suggest you get a bit of both.

FWIW.

[Illusional]

that's all wrong... first desperate housewife has to get up off her ass and hit up the 24 hour fitness and run program 10K.

raverboy

[anachronistic]

haha, i actually thought it was cute.

[DarkDwarf]

Haha

'Viagra 6.9'

I get it.

[delightful_dame]

haha love it

[Tedel]

hahahahahaha...

[1averagejoe]

Let me guess...Windows Vista.

Sounds like it's time for Linux.

[bubaipal]

In case of failure of all processes install Getfit7.0 and Excitement Booster 9.0. And don't forget to update them. If you don't update virus Boredom5.0 will crash husband 1.0